Oh Bugger!

[Uncle Urchin]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

Bitch - That's good to hear and don't worry I will look after you, I'm a gentleman in the true sense of the word and will open doors for you, pull chairs out for you to sit down on and help you on with your coat.

thats no good rhodsey...she just wants her nickers ripped off and a good seeing to....

[Bitch]

Pre-requisite!

[Uncle Urchin]

Originally Posted By: Bitch

Pre-requisite!

followed by a good thrashing...louis roderer cristal with fresh strawberries and then onto tantric sex...

so you'll need a room for at least 48 hours...

[Bitch]

And that's just to rest in after

 

However, Rhodesy is correct, because without his gentlemanly ways there is no way i'd allow him a flash of my ankle

[Uncle Urchin]

Originally Posted By: Bitch

And that's just to rest in after

However, Rhodesy is correct, because without his gentlemanly ways there is no way i'd allow him a flash of my ankle

ha ha....the lioness gets closer to the feast....

[Bitch]

[Rhodes]

Originally Posted By: Bitch

Rhodesy is correct, because without his gentlemanly ways there is no way i'd allow him a flash of my ankle

Bitch - I'm very old school in my approach to all things particularly courting however let's just see how it goes, I'll wine and dine you and we'll simply take things from there, no pressure.

[Bitch]

Sounds perfect. And you have to get the pressure just right or i'll blow!

[Rhodes]

Bitch - Well that can certainly be arranged, I won't take you to the Ritz or the Savoy, if the drinks event doesn't get off the ground, as I don't earn a fortune, perhaps just a little intimate restaurant close to Victoria station so you can get a train home in good time afterwards.

[Bitch]

They are the kind of restaurants i prefer too. And Charring Cross is better for me However i think there will be a crowd that night

[Rhodes]

Well lets hope there won't be a crowd as two's company, I still don't think it will happen as I get the impression Bushalump has done a runner, I may have scared him off and Paula hasn't mentioned him lately. Charing Cross suits me better too as I work in Whitehall, I'll meet your train and we'll take it from there, I know a few intimate restaurants near to the station.

[Bitch]

That's a nice gesture as i might get lost on the way to the Punch & Judy. Even though Bushalump has gone quiet i still reckon he will make it. Plus all the other SSML, Ryman fans etc

[Rhodes]

Well I hope not but if it does we can still find a quiet corner somewhere in the Punch and Judy and get to know each other, if the likes of Spidermanor and Lato are there I strongly suggest that you come armed with a box of Swan matches and I assure you that we won't be missing any rivetting conversation.

[Bitch]

Swan matches...Why?

[Rhodes]

Well isn't that obvious, to hold your eyes open with. Haven't you heard me say on here before that I wouldn't want to spend an evening in Spidermanor and Lato's company for all the tea in China.

[Bitch]

That's bound to draw them into a response Rhodesy I've got to go and serve dinner now. I look forwards to catching up with it all much later tonight By then i hope Paula will come to a firm arrangement concerning the drinkies do and we all know where we will be

[Wader]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

...I'm a gentleman in the true sense of the word and will open doors for you, pull chairs out for you to sit down on and help you on with your coat.....

...and as I don't drive I'll even see you onto the right bus to get you home later.

Listen, if this drinkies thing gets any more 'high profile' we're going to have to make it an all ticket job. It won't be much fun chatting up the laydeees in the Punch and Judy with a squad of old bill standing around us. So Cecil old chap, keep schtum please and don't give in to your overwhelming urge to inform the local Police of our soiree plans.

[PB!]

He better keep it quiet we dont want BewareofRhodents turning up now do we, might need the Police if she does!!!!

[Rhodes]

Originally Posted By: Wader

I'll even see you onto the right bus to get you home later

What from Covent Garden to Tunbridge Wells, somehow I don't think there is a bus route. No I will escort Bitch back to Charing Cross station afterwards and put her on the right train, she is bound to be a bit tipsy and hopefully I'll get a peck on the cheek for my trouble.

[PB!]

Rhodes what did I say, play it cool. You old feckers are just too easy!!!!

 

I think you may find NF is married too Rhodes, dont need to shout about it and Im pretty sure our other halves wont have need to come on bad mouth us. Bit of banter, bit of boobies thats us!!!