Oh Bugger!

[Rhodes]

Originally Posted By: thespursfan

get some rest!

You obviously don't know me very well, ask Paula!

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

Bitch - Yes that's my era too, I was at Ardiles and Vila's home debut in 1978 against Aston Villa, were you there.

No, i was early 80's

[Jeff Hamnett TSF]

Bitch, rhodes does test the limit doesnt he?

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: thespursfan

Bitch, rhodes does test the limit doesnt he?

I think he pushes the buttons and everybody jumps

[Rhodes]

Bitch - Can I push your buttons, would you jump.

[PB!]

Went to Phuket as part of my honeymoon, lovely place. The town centre involves seeing a few slightly disturbing sights but was good fun for the few days we were there on the way to Australia.

[Rhodes]

So you're married then.

[PB!]

No [****!!****] Sherlock!!!!!

 

Often thought about going on honeymoon on my own but something just didnt seem right about doing that!!!!!!

[Bitch]

Another one bites the dust!

 

I still want a firm date for our drinkies evening

[Rhodes]

Originally Posted By: paulb

Often thought about going on honeymoon on my own but something just didnt seem right about doing that!!!!!!

Paulb - You misunderstood me, it's just that you didn't seem to be the type to be married that's all.

[PB!]

Ha what you mean by that??

 

You mean I dont go sniffing round other women like a certain married man on here??

 

Play it cool Rhodesy is my advice, no need for the dog on heat look, let them come to you, dont want to look desperate now mate do you??

[Rhodes]

All I meant was that I thought you were one of the lads like NeutralFan and Jonno, I didn't think you were a pipe and slippers man.

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: paulb

Ha what you mean by that??

You mean I dont go sniffing round other women like a certain married man on here??

Play it cool Rhodesy is my advice, no need for the dog on heat look, let them come to you, dont want to look desperate now mate do you??

It's natural for you boys to sniff. You get a scent of something and you should be drawn closer by the perfume that wafts under your noses...It only leads to trouble if you try to get your hands on the whole bottle and you go home reeking of anothers scent!

[Rhodes]

Bitch - Thanks for defending me, yes we're just animals at the end of the day, particularly the male species, it all ties in with the reproduction process at the end of the day and is nothing to be ashamed of.

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

Bitch - Thanks for defending me, yes we're just animals at the end of the day, particularly the male species, it all ties in with the reproduction process at the end of the day and is nothing to be ashamed of.

Do you need a defence Rhodesy? I thought you'd rested your case

As for the reproduction bit... I daren't get too close!

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

Bitch - Thanks for defending me, yes we're just animals at the end of the day, particularly the male species, it all ties in with the reproduction process at the end of the day and is nothing to be ashamed of.

Do you need a defence Rhodesy? I thought you'd rested your case

As for the reproduction bit... I daren't get too close!

[Rhodes]

Originally Posted By: Bitch

I daren't get too close!

Bitch - You don't have to feel that way, I won't push you into anything that you're not ready for, I'm not like that.

[Bitch]

I'm not the sort to be 'pushed into anything' I'm just scared to breathe the same air as you as you are so virile

[Rhodes]

Bitch - That's good to hear and don't worry I will look after you, I'm a gentleman in the true sense of the word and will open doors for you, pull chairs out for you to sit down on and help you on with your coat.

[Bitch]

I'd expect nothing less Rhodesy, but i think i'll do without the coat