SSML Division 2

[Football Man]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

Originally Posted By: Paula

Oh and the boyfriend was only there for 3 days, I was then alone with Rusty - very enjoyable too

You should have texted me and I would have been up in a shot, in more ways than one!

But she didn't, did she? Perhaps we can all rest our cases now?
(Welcome back, Paula).

[BewareOfRhodentsII]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

Originally Posted By: Paula

Oh and the boyfriend was only there for 3 days, I was then alone with Rusty - very enjoyable too

You should have texted me and I would have been up in a shot, in more ways than one!

That would have been nice Rhodesy, the kids and I could do with a nice trip. Why did you not mention this possibility to us, we would have packed in an instant.

Mind you are a lot of similarities between Rusty and yourself, although that is probably very harsh on Rusty.

[Rhodes]

BewareofRhodents - Obviously you are going to have fun and games now pretending that you are my good lady but I'm glad you have made a dramatic comeback, David Beckham style, as it will soon be proved otherwise. Besides I was still in bed with her at 8.57 this morning when you posted but I won't go into detail.

[cantos]

The writing has a familar style to it Rhodesy.

 

It is not the original bewareof rhodents for sure.

[Rhodes]

Cantos - I thank you, now can we just move on, when I told Paula that BewareofRhodents was my good lady it was totally tongue in cheek.

[Football Man]

It is obvious that BewareOfRhodentsII is not your other half but we have no reason to believe that BewareofRHODEntS wasn't. The difference is up there in capital letters!

[cantos]

I am saying that bewareofrhodents2 is familiar to someone else.

 

I was one of a few that were online on the night of the attack.

 

Something that was said that night before the thread was deleted has always confirmed in my mind that it was either your partner or your good self.

[Rhodes]

Football Man - I find it strange that you are never far away from a computer as you always seem to come on straight after I post in a stalker fashion, do you have the Forum minimised on your desk top when you're home and at work and carry a laptop around when you're out.

[Horace]

Not during the middle of the night, he doesn't, when you trawl through every thread adding more nonsense, when no-one else is there to challenge you.

[Rhodes]

Horace - No but Football Man comes on religiously at 07.35 every day instead to challenge me. In BewareofRhodentsII post she tries to pretend that she is my good lady and that is posting under false pretences in my book, a bit like Football Man is but to a far bigger and serious scale in terms of impersonating someone else. As a result I have approached Ian to ensure that whoever is posting under the name of BewareofRhodentsII is not allowed to do so in future.

[Horace]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

As a result I have approached Ian to ensure that whoever is posting under the name of BewareofRhodentsII is not allowed to do so in future.

What, school snitch style? Give us all a break and take a holiday.

[Rhodes]

Horace - Wouldn't you do likewise if someone was stalking you in a sinister fashion. As for taking a holiday you know what to do, namely putting your hand in your pocket.

[Horace]

As I already said, someone else's turn to pay. No-one is stalking you in a sinister fashion! Several of us are addicted to challenging your silly statements, that's all!

[Sharming Paula]

Do we really give a s hit anymore??? If it is the partner then I hope she pickles your nuts!!!

[Rhodes]

Paula - Well she can't be that mad at me, we're just about to have an early night!!

[Sharming Paula]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

Paula - Well she can't be that mad at me, we're just about to have an early night!!

Shes probably knackered after looking after the children all day. Just check she aint got a kitchen knife under the pillow

[Rhodes]

I've mentioned on here before that I've never known her to have a headache or be too tired in all the time we've been together, anyway I treat her mean to keep her keen.