Biggleswade Utd Exclusive

[Sharming Paula]

Football Man - now you are unemployed on the footie front you just know it makes sense

 

[3praise]

pint of IPA you are definatly not a cheap date!! may have to consider my options!!

[Sharming Paula]

Half will do

[3praise]

now ya talking, even rhodes might fend off the moths from the wallet to get you one.

[Horace]

Paula and Bitch at mine recently!

 

[Rhodes]

Originally Posted By: 3praise

yea - which means you would have 20 million fag breaks a day (and no that does not mean go to meet rhodes all the time) and also have years off work for maternity!

3praise - I find it strange that my name always seems to come up even when you're chatting up the Women folk, you seem to have this morbid fascination about me but I think it's probably that you see me more as a threat, I know your lord and master does to go to such lengths to try his utmost to get me banned from the Forum.

[3praise]

Rhodes my old boy i am trying to help you out with the ladies as i hear you need all the help you can get.

 

As you have said before "all publicity good or bad is still publicity" or words to that effect.

[Bitch]

Horace, i'm a brunette Paula and i would not have such cheap bubbles, we'd work up a very expensive lather

 

[Football Man]

Originally Posted By: 3praise

pint of IPA you are definatly not a cheap date!! may have to consider my options!!

Steady 3praise, there are more expensive women in the world - and a pint of IPA is cheaper at Wetherspoons!

[Sharming Paula]

Bitch - he already knows that lol. The 'Midas' touch.

[Bitch]

think Pears Paula

[Rhodes]

3praise - That reminds me, I've been meaning to tell you that my good lady bumped into Josie in Aldi recently and Josie still confirms that Coles Park is still the same as ever and resembles Tottenham Cemetary half a mile down White Hart Lane, what have you got to say to that. She said everyone was down in the dumps following relegation which doesn't ring true with the laughable statement on the Website which said, and correct me if I'm wrong, 'relegation must be good for the soul'.

[Bitch]

Gold Finger........ I feel a Shirley Bassey moment coming on

[Sharming Paula]

Gold Finger??? Dont you get them in them Ann Summers shops??

 

[3praise]

Rhodes i know that must be a lie and as our well informed website states everyone was in party mood during the presentation evening, and i can vouch for that as i was there supporting the troops.

 

Maybe you should listen to facts such as website material over hear say and whispers rhodes.

[Football Man]

Ann Summers has shops? I thought they were just parties in my back room!

[Sharming Paula]

You woken up Football Man??

I like them sort of parties - can I come???

I need some new Tupperware

[Football Man]

I heard some of your plastic bits needed replacing!

[Bitch]

Nothing plastic on us girls, all natural, no warts and all, just lots of hot real flesh

 

[Football Man]

Nothing plastic? My credit card will be safe then!