Trials for Hornchurch

[Gooner_101]

Hey, me and some of my mates wanted to know if and when there are trials for the mighty Hornchurch cos we feel we have what it takes. Unless you just dont bother with trials?

 

Thanks

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: Gooner_101

Hey, me and some of my mates wanted to know if and when there are trials for the mighty Hornchurch cos we feel we have what it takes. Unless you just dont bother with trials?

Thanks

I just choked on my cucumber sandwich!

[Gooner_101]

I'll take that as a no then

[Bitch]

Take your brown envelope along next Sunday. If your package is large enough you're in.

 

Is that right Jen???

[Richard Macey]

We don't have trials, just turn up at 5 to 3 on a Saturday and you'll get a game.

 

You have to bring your own socks through, as we don't share those.

[Gooner_101]

Ah, so now I see how Simon Parker gets a game. I suppose he has some good games occasionally

[Bitch]

He's also a nice religious boy. That helps

[Serious Sid]

Hello BP - Playing with cucumbers again!!

[Bitch]

Sidney! you just caught me coming back from the allotment...Cultivating my own marrow patch. I've been having trouble with squatters down there

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

Down where????????

[Bitch]

Oops!!! I left myself wide open for that one

[Bionic II]

Watford Gap earlier, steel drawers, now cucumbers, what is this site becoming?

 

[Bitch]

A site for sore eyes?

[lewis_hornchurchfan4life]

Apparently from what ive heard Simon is actually a maths and p.e teacher lol.

[Uncle Urchin]

Originally Posted By: Gooner_101

Hey, me and some of my mates wanted to know if and when there are trials for the mighty Hornchurch cos we feel we have what it takes.

fck me I've got what it takes and I'm nearly 60.....anyone could get into our team next season if they can see more than 10 yards which clearly our strikers couldn't last year....

97 goals...?....I scored that on my own in 1963.....

bunch of overpaid pansies if you ask me...