Eurovision freakshow.

[Bitch]

10th up Poland

 

The fellas will like her polar blue cool dress, long blonde hair and tits

 

It sounds far more paletable compared to the previous few offerings. Half almost operatic, half not. Good teeth and a smile. Bit of off key warbling, but not too bad, but it's hard to gauge with the sound down so low now

 

 

[Bitch]

11th up Iceland

 

Smiley happy boy, sounds like he can sing. Songs a bit too up tempo for me to really like it and i'm not too sure about his eyes. But, i do like his hair.

 

Oh dear, another duet. Another blonde, pink shoes. Vampish looking, so one for the fellas... Singing is ok, but not my cup of tea

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

Iceland guy is well hot!!

 

 

 

might google him

 

liked her dress even tho it look a bit like a frayed bin liner at bottom half!

[Bitch]

12th up from Turkey How many more to go? Please god let it nearly be over...

 

Do turkeys gobble? He looks like he does. They all do. Nice red guitar, freaky bloke with another guitar prancing about.

 

Stupid song, i cant understand a word they are 'singing'

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

turkey entry..... my chemical romance comes to mind!

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

have to say the arena where the Eurovision is coming from looks similar to the London O2 arena!

[Bitch]

13th up is Portugal (oh goodie, just 12 more to go )

 

Gosh! I thought Demise Rusoff had made a comeback

 

A dramtic hand signally type song that sounds a little like a dirge...

 

Horace has asked "What's Munter in Portugese"?

 

[Bitch]

14th Latvia

 

It's Jolly Rogering time. Where's the bleedin parrot?

 

Reminiscent of Adam Ant this offering. What's the chance of them all cutting thier own throats to let some sort of song escape?

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

14th Latvia

 

songs like one of them party dance songs u hear on holiday

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

ooo rrr captain

 

with a hi hi ho with a hi hi he

 

we are the hosts fo the sea!

[Bitch]

15th up is Sweden

 

Blond with a wierd face (wader will like it - eyes in the side of head)

 

la la la la. I like her dress. Is it a dress?

 

More samey drivel...la la la ner ner ner poo poo poo

[Bitch]

16th Denmark

 

He's got a twinkle in his eye and sounds good. Why do i keep thinking he's going to burst into Chimchimery?

 

The song is boring me, it needs a kick up the arris

 

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

 

think so too!

 

 

bit kaiser cheif looking

[Bitch]

17th up Georgia

 

It's half of Peters & Lee (it must have been catching)

 

More rubbish. I think she may be tone deaf aswell as blind

 

BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Moo]

Tis a shame I miss all of this.. I think?

[Bitch]

18th.... Ukraine

 

Brunette, pretty face, fat thighs. Oh no they aren't, it was the lighting. Good dress, well fitted Atleast there are 4 male dancers touching her up at different stages. She can sing, but the song does nothing for me...Mind you, it's probably one of the best.

 

[Bitch]

19th... France

 

Kin ell, and they wont let our beef in? Who the hell is exporting this disgusting tripe?

 

Get him back in his dinky toy, give that hairy growth on his face a damn good scrub and shove something up his aris so he sounds like a man!

 

 

[Bitch]

20th.. Azerbaijan

 

I thought a cat was being strangled by heavenly beings!

 

STOOOPID song STOOOPID 'singers'.......STOOOPID STOOPID STOOPID

 

 

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

fckin awfull.

 

its not singing its screaming and wailing!!

 

 

arrrgghhhhhhh! nooooo! *curls up and hides*

 

 

tell me when its over!!

[Bitch]

21st.. Greece

 

Pink dress, bouncey thing that's feeling it.

 

Catchy tripe, but again not for me. Atleast i can understand the words. Is that a blessing? No.

 

Boringgggggggggggg

 

The fellas will like watching her feeling up her own tits and flicking her arris...