Eurovision freakshow.

[YELLOW]

My eyes were not deceiving me then!!

[Hookey]

I think Ireland deliberately came last, as hosting it three years on the spin nearly bankrupted them!!!

[Little Miss Urchin]

And have won it.

[YELLOW]

Oh of course. That was that transexual one.

[Rhodes]

So who is going to win in Belgrade tonight, more importantly who is going to watch it

[Bitch]

1st up Romania

 

Kin ell, he looks good and sounds oooererrrr lovely.

She doesn't

 

If he was singing without her, i'd buy it!

[Bitch]

2nd up England

 

I dont like it Andy sounds strong, but i dont like the song. Music seemed to race.

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

agree with that

 

 

 

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

2nd england

 

party time!!

 

[Bitch]

3rd up Albania

 

Load of [****!!****], they really ought to stick to washing my car. She looks ok, bit sailorish, but an orrible noise in places. Where's my ear plugs?

[Bitch]

4th up Germany. Terry said 2 tossers - meant to mean 2 tommases

 

4 birds for your dilectation fellas.

 

Harmonising is crud. Yuck.

[Rhodes]

Armenia isn't bad....or the song!

[Bitch]

5th offering from Armenia (wherever that is)

 

Catchy, woman singer in jaunty dress with 3 male (i think) dancers...

 

It still all sounds like quite an orrible noise to me. She's starting to shout her words. Maybe i'm just too old for all this

 

[Bitch]

6th freak offering is from Bosnia fingymagig

 

Fkin aida nooooooooooooooooo TAKE ME NOW LORD

 

Fat brides and an airing of dirty laundry

[Bitch]

7th Israel

 

Something a bit quieter thank gawd. Oh, i thought it was a woman singing, but no. It's a bloke.

 

I'm just enjoying the slower, less noisy pace and marvelling at his waist jacket

 

Wader just made an observation...What is Willo The Cat doing, singing for Israel?

[Bitch]

8th up Finland

 

Gothic Rock. Oh, how wonderful. Hairy shirtless things playing with thier instruments and singing tunelessy. It will probably be a hit

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

move ova Ozzy

 

he rocks!!

 

 

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: Annie

move ova Ozzy

he rocks!!

Stoned

[Bitch]

9th up Croatia

 

Fat half a blues bro. Croatia should stick to playing football.

 

Wogan said "What in heavens name was all that about"

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

10th Poland

 

cross between christina agularia and Celion dion