This summers must have.........

[Don Juan DeMarcus]

I am almost tempted, as long as i dont end up looking like that!

[Martin]

Classic. I'm sorely tempted - we should make that our away kit.

[HorshamRebel]

What, do you think....next years calendar ???

[Don Juan DeMarcus]

I think its a must

[HorshamRebel]

Problem is, if i do, will they sell ?

[Guest]

jacko u stayin with slough then??

[Jacko]

Computer says yes.(cough)

[Martin]

Happy Birthday Jacko!

[Jacko]

Cheers

[HorshamRebel]

yeh. Happy birthday

[Don Juan DeMarcus]

Yeah hope you had a good one dude

[Crazy Fool]

One has not made a visitation to this colloquium for a said period of time. I perused the review from "Jacko". One was enraptured by the garment afflicted on "Jacko", to wit, one neccessitated said garment.

Gratitude I offer to personage who offered linkage to an Emporium which peddles in such costume!

I delight in my acquisition, and I await with agitation for arrival of Garment.

One ponders if I were to garnish one's new, (If one my be so bold as to call it a "Kurta"... Ha ha...I am so jovial) garment, will it enable a bachelor, for I am One, to engage coquetry with Maidens in this locality?

 

I await with feverishness!!

[Guest]

WHAT?

[Don Juan DeMarcus]

Translation Intelligent----> Chav

I saw Jacko's shirt, liked it and bought it,its on its way, thanks for the link.... i wonder if it will help me pull?

 

Hope it helps

[Crazy Fool]

I must submit commendations to Marcus, adroit and perspicacious!

One is perpetually bedazzled by the serf that proliferate this (if one may be facetious) 'colloquy'!

I must forbear from these manifestations of flibbertigibbetness!

[Greg_Dyke]

Originally Posted By: Jacko

"I'm a teapot, short and stout !!"

...it looks like you are tied, buy a cable to the desk, and using that blue plastic bag as your only toilet....

[Guest]

"buy a cable to the desk" ?? Brentford? r u sure ur not from da taunton hood?

[Don Juan DeMarcus]

Alan, i accept your commedations and pray that my knowledge of the colloquial aspects our common/nae bastardised language can serve to inform and educate the less intellectual who frequent this 'abode'.

[Greg_Dyke]

[Crazy Fool]

I must express phenomenal exuberence at the arrival of one's 'dashiki' !

 

I adorned the garment and one was gratified to see that it hung about one's frame in a competent manner.

 

One will now surreptitiously endeavor to beguile some unsullied maiden, in one of the districts taverns.

More likely, it is forseeable that one will indulge in self gratification, as consistantly transpires when one is rebuffed by all but the corpulent harridan!

 

Deep joy!