Next Season.

[Wader]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

....don't forget that we will also be forced to get tickets printed which is built into the £10 admission charge.

You might as well draw and crayon the tickets by hand. You won't have to produce more than half a dozen. Better still get the Spyrograph out and really wow them all.

[Rhodes]

Originally Posted By: Football Man

Perhaps the Barnet Police have been taken in by clip Rods' own overblown hyperbole? It was always likely to land him in hot water one way or another. I have visions of a huge Police presence turning up and outnumbering the crowd (including club officials) by a ratio of about 10:1 and clip Rods then being carted away in a van for wasting Police time.

Football Man - Admitedly I haven't mentioned that the game (or games) in question will be in the SSML Division 1, all I've divulged to the Police so far is that high profile football will start to be played at the Copthall Stadium next season and they pricked up their ears. There is plenty of time to dot i's and cross t's anyway particularly if the games with Haringey (or Cockfosters) aren't included in Phil Rolt's first batch of fixtures or if we go to Coles Park (or Chalk Lane) first.

[Football Man]

Why did you feel the need to involve the Police in the first place? No other club below Conference level (apart from AFC Wimbledon) use the Police for run of the mill league games.

[HTFCew]

I hope it's the first game of the season and we get the fixtures the week before - that may make Rhodes change his mind about monthly fixture lists with all that organising he'll have to do.

[Wader]

[quote name=RhodesAdmitedly I haven't mentioned that the game (or games) in question will be in the SSML Division 1' date=' all I've divulged to the Police so far is that high profile football will start to be played at the Copthall Stadium next season [/quote]

 

Oh Lord. Hello! Earth calling Cecil, come in please.

 

Tell me something, can you feed yourself?

 

Hahahahaha, this thread is getting better by the minute. More...More...More...

 

 

[HTFCew]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

all I've divulged to the Police so far is that high profile football will start to be played at the Copthall Stadium next season

Has your groundshare fallen through already then?

[Rhodes]

Originally Posted By: Football Man

Why did you feel the need to involve the Police in the first place?

Well as you know I leave no stone unturned in my approach. It was also something that 3praise said that certain people at Coles Park would like to see me bleed yellow and green so I feared that there could be trouble, this was also mentioned to the Police when I spoke to them.

[Manorborn100]

Actually Wader Cecil does have a point.

 

We are currently talking to the local constabulary regarding making our games with Hanwell, Harefield and Kingsbury all ticket.

 

It makes life so much easier when you know how much water to boil for the teas etc before the day.

Infact we will be giving all ticket holders questionaires prior to the game to complete regarding their requirements ie burger, sweets, beer (included what time they would like it poured), reserved standing spot etc.

 

 

 

[Wader]

Some great ideas there. We've introduced a pre-order system for half time drinks at the bar (you know like at West End Theatres). A great thing for the hordes at the bar, it shaves split seconds off the waiting time.

 

We have also introduced a 'one way pedestrian system' around the ground itself to ease congestion (all on Police advice of course).

[Rhodes]

In all seriousness we also have the high profile Athletics Club to consider who we will be working hand in hand with next season to raise funds and generally spread the gospel about the wonderful facilities that are available on the complex, the last thing we want is some crowd disturbances at a game that might tarnish our ever growing reputation.

[Wader]

Cecil. That whole statement is an oxymoron.

[Manorborn100]

Originally Posted By: Wader

We have also introduced a 'one way pedestrian system' around the ground itself to ease congestion (all on Police advice of course).

An ingenius idea. I have it on good authority that the FA are already drawing up revised ground grading criteria to include this, complete with signage and those flip down ramps you get in some car parks to stop people going the wrong way round.

[Manorborn100]

Originally Posted By: Wader

Cecil. That whole statement is an oxymoron.

Cecil. You are an oxymoron

[PB!]

Wader is fecking brilliant!!!

 

Top Man!!!

[Horace]

 

What do you mean, you've booked it for football?

[3praise]

Rhodes will you also be employing ball boys? the amount of time spent retreiving balls will kill games off. I see the same thing happen when i watched a game played at Mile End Stadium and they only have a 6 lane athletics track.

[Maldini66]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

In all seriousness we also have the high profile Athletics Club to consider who we will be working hand in hand with next season to raise funds and generally spread the gospel about the wonderful facilities that are available on the complex, the last thing we want is some crowd disturbances at a game that might tarnish our ever growing reputation.

Three things Rhoddy

1,How can there be a disturbance without supporters?
2,You have a reputation?
3,Hope your players have loud voices, the pitch is so far away from the terraces they will need to create there own atmosphere,mind you I bet they can't wait to get as far away from you as possible.

[RobbieO]

This would have been a great April fool, shame its nearly June!

[Horace]

 

THE SEGREGATED AWAY SUPPORTERS WHO BOTHERED TO BUY TICKETS IN ADVANCE

[Tubbsy8]

Reminds me of Harlow Town's old ground! That was an awful place to play football Thank God they ripped it up!