The Away Ground Awards

[Urchin_Rat_Man]

Obviously there is no place like home, but when we travel

 

1.Worst toilets

 

Gotta be between the ones at Wivenhoe, the one with no roof and the one with the sink right next to the urinal.Or the portaloos at Canvey?I would give this to the trough wiv no roof at Wivenhoe! Congratulations to Wivenhoe for that award.

 

2.Worst Burger

 

Now this is really no contest and has to go to Tilbury, just because the burger could fit in the palm of my hand, and tasted like shizzle. Congratulations Tilbury, you actually one something

 

3.Coldest Game

 

The nominations are Wabbey and Wingate & Finchley, but just cos i couldnt feel my toes and feet at w&f it will go to them.

 

4.Nicest bar

 

There has been a few, i particularly like burys cos of the pool table, dart board, sky tv, spacious and quick to be served at the bar. and Arseleys werent to bad either, but ill give to the ppl from bury.

 

5.Worst Bar

 

HARLOW Harlow Harlow, just cos of Aveley Daves comment "what you aint got a tele!! barmaid " no sorry" Avely Dave " Not even a clock radio so we canall crowd round and listen" Barmaid "er no" Dave " 4pints then please"

 

6.Worst Instrument.

 

Either Canveys Drum, Sudburys Horns, Burys twisty thing, Enfields Air horn but it has to go to GWR weird frog sounding things.

 

7.Strangest Fan

 

The man from Tilbury who was telling me about his pension from the butter factory will be coming thru tommorow so he can go and see eton manor play as well. ALice cooper/ Ozzy from Illford, but he was allright. All of the GWR fans just cos we sang "you're all fukkkin mongs" to them. And the granny at Waltham Forrest who had a go at me for talking to their keeper. But i think its GWR, so congrats to them.

 

8.Best away day in general.

 

I liked Canvey just cos there was quite a few of us, and beating the scum 2-1 helped. But i think Maldon cos of the bowling b4 the game, and the names we had on the screen, and the finest bar maid ever!

 

9.Best away ground.

 

Canveys, Harlow, Sudbury, Bury but i liked Wivenhoes

 

10. best pitch Invasion of the season

 

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[Eastside Urchin]

portaloos at canvey were the worst,you could dance in the toilet just by standing up!

[Eastside Urchin]

mine are

worst toilet - Canvey

worst burger - Tilbury

coldest game - wingate,no doubt,that was freezing

Nicest bar - Arlesey

Worst bar - Wivenhoe,rang out of lager too quick seeing as the champions were in town!

Worst Instrument - Harlows attempt at noise!

Strangest Fan -Some nutter from mangotsfield who spoke funny

Best Away Day - Must be canvey,coz we got 3 points off them

Best away ground - I liked sudburys

Best Pitch Invasion- wivenhoe,there is only one!!!

Also my favourite burger was at bury the other week!

[Hornchurch "O"]

Worst bar has to be Wingate.

Didn't open until 7 and no draught beer at all.

And best fan was the Witham 1. He made more noise than Sudbury and Canvey put together.

Welling was my best away game.

[Nutchutney]

I certainly won't miss Redbridge's ground. What a dump that is!

[The Monk]

Originally Posted By: Nutchutney

I certainly won't miss Redbridge's ground. What a dump that is!

Quite ironic how everyone was in awe of it when we were there during our ESL campaign. Makes you remember how bad some grounds were in the ESL.

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

1.Worst toilets-

Has got to be Canvey!

 

2.Worst Burger-

LOL! Tilbury. Small burger large on price!

 

3.Coldest Game-

Didnt go to W&F, so not sure...

 

4.Nicest bar-

Witham, Bury

 

5.Worst Bar-

Canvey...Sorry but a portacabin is not classed as a bar!!

closely followed by Harlow. you can not hav a bar without a tv!

 

6.Worst Instrument-

Harlow's Air Raid thing!

 

7.Strangest Fan-

err...?

 

8.Best away day in general-

For me its Roots Hall, Did also enjoy Witham away, Bury away and Canvey away on boxing day!

 

9.Best away ground-

Bury.

 

10. best pitch Invasion of the season-

at Home, last game of the season when the presentations were on the pitch and away at Wivenhoe when we won the league.

[Mr Happy]

Worse stewards have to be Canvey. They tried to man handle one of our more mature fans coz he was giving the ref some stick.

[cantos]

I am sorry to hear that,i hope you are alright now.

[Mr Happy]

Cheeky b*gger! The fan in question was good old Medders and we all sing a very pleasent (not) song about him!

[Football Man]

First time I've ever seen Medders described as mature!

[Hornchurch "O"]

Don't know who you are talking about and the pub have just phoned and told me to get my backside down there as the pub is empty.

Mind you, it only normally empties when i'm in there.

[Uncle Urchin]

Originally Posted By: Potters Bar Town FC

First time I've ever seen Medders described as mature!

kevin..I see you have stepped down as sec of PBT.....I don't agree with a lot of your forum gossip but you did a good professional job there and all the best for the future....

stay in football.....it needs folk like you...

[Bionic II]

Blimey I didn't know that.

Only saw you last Monday Kev, anyway once again a big thanx for your cooperation when we wuz at your gaf and you're always welcome at the Stadium, erm yes the Stadium.

[Football Man]

UU & Bionic - thanks for your wishes. Not quite gone yet, but will probably have stepped down by the end of the month. I may stay involved in the game, depending on what (if any) offers I get, but won't be going back to day-to-day club admin.

[Bionic II]

UU is right, game needs you mate.