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[Manorborn100]

Hi folks, good news we're back in business. The police investigation has found "no criminal issues within the setup and membership of FoRM".

Thank you all for the messages of support over the past few traumatic days (including your majesty, as I understand you have been following developments).

 

From what I could gather Barnet police are investigating a much more dubious individual who apparently has Whitehall connections. Interesting stuff.

 

Membership update

16 new members from the Borough of Barnet Police.

Horace, you are currently up for approval for platinum status.

Paulb - replacement card (and some FoRM goodies) on its way to you.

[bushalump]

What is this club???

How do I go about joining. Do I have to be sworn in and that (I dont know anyone on here)

Do you have regular meetings and would they be local to where I live?

Could you let me know whats what.

[Manorborn100]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

Spidermanor - I thought someone would come on and point that out however I'm not accepting anything least of all the existence of FoRm, I was merely trying to entice Paula back on to post and see if I can somehow twist her arm to kiss and make up. I still very much maintain that FoRM is a fraud and a complete waste of everyone's time, if, in the unlikely event, membership cards do exist then could someone scan one in and post it on here, not that it will be concrete proof.

What's the point of asking for evidence and then discounting it.
If I sent you a membership database you would only say I manufactored it.
If you came to a FoRM committee meeting you would say they were paid actors.
Just accept it Rhodes old chum.
Shame your membership hasn't been approved - ahh is that the problem?

[Manorborn100]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

I still say that FoRM is a con of the highest order and I've PM'd Ian again just to keep him in the picture, I'm sure he will frown on the fact that a fake organisation is being pedalled on his Forum and may enforce a stop to this ridiculous thread.

Forgot to mention earlier that Ian's membership has also been approved.

[Manorborn100]

Originally Posted By: bushalump

What is this club???
How do I go about joining. Do I have to be sworn in and that (I dont know anyone on here)
Do you have regular meetings and would they be local to where I live?
Could you let me know whats what.

Good evening bushalump and welcome to the forum. Basically anyone (and indeed their pets) can apply to join. Do you play or support any SSML team?

[bushalump]

Thankyou for the speedy reply.

Can you send me an application form - I dont want my address put on here though so what do I do??

I dont have any pets i'm afraid. Me only.

I'm a player case you hadnt realized. Does it matta?

[Manorborn100]

Originally Posted By: bushalump

Thankyou for the speedy reply.
Can you send me an application form - I dont want my address put on here though so what do I do??
I dont have any pets i'm afraid. Me only.
I'm a player case you hadnt realized. Does it matta?

Not at all. Who do you play for if you don't mind me asking?

The good thing about this organisation is the lack of forms needed to actually join FoRM.

[bushalump]

Don't want it common knowledge at the moment. In between clubs but have a few offers.

Can u join me up then?

[Manorborn100]

So technically not "affiliated" to any club in any capacity.

 

According to Rhodes unwritten rule you shouldn't be allowed to post on the SSML forum.

 

Members of FoRM can post on any thread within the SSML forum (see the early posts re Potter Bar Town / Football Man. Consider your application successful.

Happy posting but remember to take anything Rhodes says with a large pinch of salt.

 

Good luck with your club hunting.

[bushalump]

Is Rhodes the manager of the forum then?? He seems to upset everyone - why is that??

Can I post on the other bits like Combined Counties and that??

Will be with a club in the next week or so. I'll come clean when i've signed on the dotted line.

 

[bushalump]

I just found out how to send a message so have sent one to you with my address so you can send my members card.

Thanks

[Manorborn100]

Originally Posted By: bushalump

I just found out how to send a message so have sent one to you with my address so you can send my members card.
Thanks

Thanks bushalump, message received. Your membership card (and a few extra FoRM goodies) will be in the post to you tomorrow.

If you live somewhere near North London I'm sure Rhodes might be interested in signing you for Kentish Town (the club he is secretary at).
They are a mid table homeless first division club, if you haven't heard of them.

[AWK]

According to the Kentish Town website Rhodes isnt the secretary of the first team, but is for the reserve team. He is also the programme editor and in charge of public relations.

 

Is this right Rhodes as Im sure you were the secretary of the first team?

[HTFCew]

Originally Posted By: bushalump

Is Rhodes the manager of the forum then??

No

Originally Posted By: bushalump

Can I post on the other bits like Combined Counties and that??

Yes

[Rhodes]

Originally Posted By: AWK

According to the Kentish Town website Rhodes isnt the secretary of the first team, but is for the reserve team. He is also the programme editor and in charge of public relations.
Is this right Rhodes as Im sure you were the secretary of the first team?

AWK - Yes we held a Committee meeting yesterday afternoon at a 'Royal Secret' venue in North London following a high profile meeting with our Academy partners, the Academy is very much on the launch pad ready for blast off. Due to the profile of the Club rising on virtually an hourly basis I have reluctantly agreed to become public relations officer next season which will be a full time job in itself although I will continue to produce the programme, chase funding opportunities and oversee Reserve team matters. We have a new First Team Secretary of the Club next season as you have rightly pointed out who I'm sure will do an excellent job.

[bushalump]

God this is confusing. How can Rhodes be with two teams??? Haringey and Kentish Town (where is that exactly?)

When I move to London in a few weeks I'm gonna have to have a look at some of these grounds. At the moment I only know where some of them are and there the ones outside London like Luton and Hertford.

 

 

[Rhodes]

Bushalump - You don't sound exactly clued up on the non league scene particularly the SSML, surely you know where Kentish Town is. Why don't you tell us a bit about yourself rather than playing your cards so close to your chest, who did you ply your trade for last season.

[Horace]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

Bushalump - You don't sound exactly clued up on the non league scene particularly the SSML, surely you know where Kentish Town is. Why don't you tell us a bit about yourself rather than playing your cards so close to your chest, who did you ply your trade for last season.

Perhaps the Waterford United avatar is a clue!

[Rhodes]

Horace - Well I noticed that but the only Waterford I've heard of is the Waterford in Southern Ireland, if he supports that Club why on earth would he come on here and take an interest in the SSML, it doesn't make any sense.

[Manorborn100]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

Horace - Well I noticed that but the only Waterford I've heard of is the Waterford in Southern Ireland, if he supports that Club why on earth would he come on here and take an interest in the SSML, it doesn't make any sense.

Rhodes why don't you read what people write. In one posting he said he was a player and elsewhere commented on being somewhere in Hertfordshire (I think) and would be moving to North London soon.