Where are we?

[Unrecognized Genius]

Some of the posters from outside on recent threads have seemed a little confused as to the whereabouts of Ebbsfleet, our current ground & the towns of Gravesend & Northfleet. Not as confused as these guys though:

 

Overheard on train journey from Forest Hill to London Bridge.

 

Rat faced youth 1: Yeah, 'e's the only one of me relatives what still lives 'ere. The rest have all moved to Sheepland.

 

Rat faced youth 2: Sheepland?

 

Rat faced youth 1: Yeah, got on the train to go there the other day. Some inspector geezer asks me if I've got a ticket. I say, as if, so 'e asks where I'm going. I say, I don't know, some place in the country full of sheep. 'E says that aint very helpful, then I remember - Gravesend, I tell 'im.

 

Rat faced youth 2: Oh yeah, where they sh*g sheep. That'll be in Wales, then.

 

Don't ever tell me there's no hope for the youth of today.

 

EC

[Stu M]

Sorry, they were some of my labotomised experimental monkeys that escaped from my chav-lab. I'm trying to cure them, but it's not working and they're running amok.