.wake up and smell the coffee, townies

[The Slayer]

hello me dear townies.

 

he he, not got up again.

ain't that a shame.

getting to big for yer boots.

 

innit about time u got rid of that chandler.

he is pony.

wake up and smell, the coffee, dear little townies.

 

he gotta go, and i do know a decent replacement.

that if u wanna get up and play with the big boys.

 

opps, forgot, u ain't got no money, so couldn't afford it

 

 

[The Slayer]

just 'eard on the old grapevine.

 

paul furlong now available.

 

just trust this team to get old crocks.

 

he might take yer up, but u can't afford his services.

if u need some money i can lend ya some.

 

how does a million suit ya all.

a million turkish lira.

 

ha ha

[Gazza]

[Out_Of_Towner]

What the hell happened to the sleeping Gremlin ? But this will have to do.

[littlehampton]

Don't know who you are, who you support, or what point you are trying to make, but your comments are pathetic and you don't seem to have a clue what you are talking about. Suggest you grow up, get yourself a life and talk about things you know about, which is clearly not football.

[Hawkeye Pierce]

Originally Posted By: littlehampton

Don't know who you are, who you support, or what point you are trying to make, but your comments are pathetic and you don't seem to have a clue what you are talking about. Suggest you grow up, get yourself a life and talk about things you know about, which is clearly not football.

Chill! He must know something to provoke this response!

[andyetfc]

Coffe and toast this morning - lovely!

[The Slayer]

oh, i do know a lot of things.

 

a lot is about to u townies.

and i got the inside track.

 

so, wait and watch this space

[Sponsor of Beer]

A non-inner circle member, yet on the inside track.

 

Confusing!

[lanceyboyuk]

is it possible?

[The Slayer]

yes, it is possible.

 

if u know the right people.

 

so look forward to a few things from he grapvine in the next cpl of days.

 

 

[Southport - TOWNER]

Originally Posted By: The Slayer

yes, it is possible.

if u know the right people.

so look forward to a few things from he grapvine in the next cpl of days.

Like a load of bollixz

problem with grapevines is they rot, in time

[Stone Cold]

Originally Posted By: The Slayer

yes, it is possible.

if u know the right people.

so look forward to a few things from he grapvine in the next cpl of days.

So if you think there is news why not put it on now, why wait for a couple of days?

Is this so you can have a few days to think of something?

Now that you have said that the news from the old grapevine will come in a few days knowone will believe a word.

Think before Typing

[Steph]

That is not possible.

 

You need more than two brain cells in order to think.

[Man From Mars]

Dont know about that steph ,Me & you have always managed to get by ,eh mate.

[The Slayer]

ok peeps.

 

i have seen plans for te new brimo.

with new pitches and ther stuff.

 

 

[Gazza]

Originally Posted By: The Slayer

ok peeps.

i have seen plans for te new brimo.
with new pitches and ther stuff.

Didn't understand a word of that, I'm not fluent in swahelli.

[Mr Happy]

Jambo!

[Sponsor of Beer]

Originally Posted By: The Slayer

ok peeps.

i have seen plans for te new brimo.
with new pitches and ther stuff.

Not really the dangerously inside track stuff you promised/threatened though, is it?

[Arkwright]

Originally Posted By: Sponsor of Beer

Originally Posted By: The Slayer

ok peeps.

i have seen plans for te new brimo.
with new pitches and ther stuff.

Not really the dangerously inside track stuff you promised/threatened though, is it?

At least he hasn't found out about the Olympic Village on the Downs.