Players Released

[David Holden]

That's the chappie

[Stu M]

St Albans hairless smart-ass funnyman keeper Paul Bastock remains with us in the Blue Triangle Monkey League next season after signing for Rushden.

[Harry J Allstars]

Fantastic.

 

The owner of "Can you believe that?"

[Stu M]

Another 'great friend' of mine, Darren Barnard, has been released by Aldershot.

[Stu M]

Dagenham have signed former Crawley and St Albans defender Magnus Okuonghae... who I thought was bloody awful when he played against us for St Albans.

 

And I see Rufus 'Whoopi Goldberg' Brevett has retired. Shame, he was good fun and ripe for a bit of banter when Oxford came down.

[eufckev]

He's probably signed for Daggers reserves

[Stu M]

For those of you with bets still outstanding on whether Ashley Bayes will one day swallow a ball whole, the ex-Hornchurch and Grays buffoon goalkeeper has signed for Crawley.

[jc]

Magno Vieira (played against us for Carlisle) signed by them too, and a couple of others. I only hope Crawley aren't being allowed to bring in more players at the expense of paying off their CVA by the end of June as agreed. The very thought...