07/08 Haringey Borough v Kentish

[Bitch]

I'd like to discuss rocket science

[Sharming Paula]

I like Sarfend Beach - especially under the Pier

[Football Man]

Ah, yes. Childhood memories!

[Bitch]

It's like senility yesterday to me ...

 

[Sharming Paula]

What do you mean childhood??

I was hoping Rhodes would cum down there with me and Bitch. You can join us if you like??

 

[Bitch]

Can we all do a bit of pebble skimming? Shall i bring a cozzie, or will we be skinny dipping?

[Sharming Paula]

Skinny dipping - no cossies allowd. I wanted to have a ride - there is an amusement park next door. They have some big ones in there

[Rhodes]

This is all getting me a bit hot under the collar, perhaps we should go to the chatroom as I notice it's hardly ever used. Paula you've changed your tune love inviting me to join you under Southend pier, I thought I had missed the boat.

[Sharming Paula]

We could ALL go to Sarfend pier

Shall we try the chat room then?? Never been in there I'll be a chat room virgin

 

[Bitch]

Can't Paula, it crashes my computer that's why i took over the box

 

Ok, we're in Sarfend, i'm dipping my toes in the surf, it's a bit chilly, all that skinny dipping stuff ya know....Who's got the towel?

[Sharming Paula]

Right - shame. There is always msn I suppose

 

Why would u want a towel. Rhodes would warm us up and dry us off

[Bitch]

I've got msn! But, no one to talk to

 

[Rhodes]

Bitch - I thought Hastings would be more your cup of tea or St Leonards, it's a bit more upmarket than Southend and you seem a person who enjoys the finer things in life.

[Sharming Paula]

You can talk to me bitch - i'll PM you my add.

 

Rhodes are you saying Bitch is posh and i'm common???

[Bitch]

Cheers Paula

 

Rhodesy, you don't know your Kent coast hunnie. Hastings and St Leonards are rather....erm...Not on a par with a Royal Town I prefer Eastbourne, most of the people are dead there already and they have beautiful gardens to promenade in without having to skim past a zimmer.

[Rhodes]

Bitch - Am I mixing up Tonbridge with Tunbridge Wells, anyway I wouldn't have thought that Eastbourne was your cup of tea either if you like to be shown a good time, as you suggest one is more likely to break a leg tripping over a zimmer frame than getting a leg over.

[Jonno]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

If the game goes ahead then it will be interesting to see whether I'm allowed into Coles Park, I could always watch over the wall I suppose on the White Hart Lane side.

Any news on this Rhodes??

[Jonno]

Originally Posted By: Jonno

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

If the game goes ahead then it will be interesting to see whether I'm allowed into Coles Park, I could always watch over the wall I suppose on the White Hart Lane side.

Any news on this Rhodes??

[3praise]

Aki has already came on and said all is welcome - I am sure Rhodes will make up some excuse or another for not coming to the game at Coles Park - its a shame we could have laid on a spread for him Hertford Town style!!!!

[Rhodes]

Yes but would I be made welcome as I thought I was banned from entering the gates of heaven, as it transpires I may not be in attendance as my 'job' next season will be to press the flesh at all home matches at the Copthall Stadium, First Team and Reserves, so unless it's a midweek fixture it's unlikely I will be at Coles Park to once again sample the legendary hospitality.