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BREAKING NEWS: Jenko Gone Mad

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Due to a lack of topics on his favourite football forum, David Jenkins, former Tea Boy of Tilbury based Essex Senior League side Eton Manor FC has been taken into the "Secure Ward of Former Coaches That Are Now Slightly Mad" Hospital in Sarf London.

 

Jenkins, who came in with nothing but a full Arsenal kit and signed picture of Paul Allen, was surprisingly available to comment.

 

"Did you see me skin Paul Allen?" was all the deluded 48 year old could mumble.

 

Friends close to the former child star (famed for his role as Annie in the 1912 production) said that a new club would definitely aid his recovery and are approaching all clubs within a 150 mile radius of Sarf London in an attempt to help the troubled coach return.

 

Jenko was last seen outside Islington Tesco's handing out signed photographs of himself to anyone nearby.

 

How's that Jenks?! smile

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Mature beyond your years JP.....

 

Sure was Coup.

 

DAVID JENKINS

Young winger David Jenkins played for Arsenal in the 1968 League Cup final. Signing professional at Highbury in October 1963, he made his League debut in Arsenal's 0-0 draw at home to West Ham in November 1967. He netted three goals in 17 First Division games before moving to Tottenham Hotspur in exchange for Jimmy Robertson in October 1968. Joining Brentford in July 1972, he moved to Hereford United in March 1973 and helped them clinch promotion that season. He later played for Shrewsbury, Durban City, Workington and several non-League clubs. David is now a furniture salesman in his native Bristol.

 

 

Knowledge is the Bomb!!!

 

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Originally Posted By: coupwotcoup
I knew that, but still funny though! Didn't they change it because the previous young tart who fronted their ads topped herself?


they changed it because it was only called Oil of Ulay in the UK and they did the name change so it would be the same throughout the world
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