Preparations for another season in the Ryman Prem

[Wellsie]

.... include learning how to speak Essex.

 

alma chizzit - A request to find the cost of an item .

 

amant - Quantity; sum total ("Thez a yuge amant of mud in Saffend")

 

assband - Unable to leave the house because of illness, disability etc

 

awss - A four legged animal, on which money is won, or more likely lost ("That awss ya tipped cost me a fiver t'day")

 

branna - More brown than on a previous occasion ("Ere, Trace, ya look branna today, ave you been on sunbed?")

 

cort a panda - A rather large hamburger

 

dan in the maff - Unhappy ("Wossmatta, Trace, ya look a bit dan in the

maff")

 

eye-eels - Women's shoes

 

Furrock - The location of Lakeside Shopping Centre

 

garrij - A building where a car is kept or repaired(Trace: "Oi, Darren, I fink the motah needs ta go in the garrij cos it aint working proper")

 

Ibeefa - Balaeric holiday island

 

lafarjik - Lacking in energy ("I feel all lafarjik") GG

 

paipa - The Sun, The Mirror or The Sport

 

reband - The period of recovery and emotional turmoil after rejection by a lover ("I couldn't elp it, I wuz on the reband from Craig")

 

Saffend - Essex coastal resort boasting the longest pleasure pier in the world. The place where the characters from TV's, popular soap opera, Eastenders go on holiday

 

tan - The city of London, the big smoke

 

webbats - Querying the location something or someone is. ("Webbats is me dole card Trace? I've gotta sign on in arf hour")

 

wonnid - 1. Desired, needed. 2. Wanted by the police

 

zaggerate - To suggest that something is bigger or better than it actually is. ("I told ya a fazzand times already")

 

 

Well, first time I'd seen this

[yearup]

f u *k u losers

[Tony_T]

Wellsie, you forget to add that they do not appear to have a sense of humour either!!!

[Wellsie]

That'll teach em to come on our forum!

[urchinboy2]

looking forward to playing you next year, should be a gd game