whats happened to eastside urchin?

[rocket]

seems to have disappeared

[Uncle Urchin]

yes he went for a walk on eastham common early one autumn day rocket and has never been seen since.....

 

some say that he was abducted by aliens as a perfect specimen for their intergallactic mating experiments...others say that the MOB got him for rigging their gaming machines...the conservatists just think that he got lost and is still wandering around bluebell woods singing the jefferey king song.....

 

either way it is fckn peaceful wthout him....

[Nette]

I heard that he found a weathly lady and ran off to france

[Bionic II]

Would that be

George Eastham?

ex 'ighbury, Newcastle, first £10000 player

[Uncle Urchin]

yeah I heard a snippet about that as well....polynesian wasn't she with a hugh big engineering company...?

 

fck knows what she saw in him....

[rocket]

i thought he might have got nicked for dogging down gerpins lane and been banged up for a stretch.

[rocket]

what about bi-arsed bob?,is he still about?.

[Uncle Urchin]

no mate...he ran off with eastside's girlfriend after he disappeared and now lives in a pikie squat next to your ground...

 

funny old game...

[Eastside Urchin]

who is this muppet trying to mussle in on our activities,i hear we will be visiting his humble abode next season.

[Nette]

Some friend of Eastside, think they came to blows once or twice