The "Lets talk B*llocks allday" thread.

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I tuned into my dab last night and heard Patti Sue discussing the M25.

[Clive_Thistle]

Nazi Raccoons

 

http://www.dw-world.de/dw/article/0,,1390574,00.html

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Did you know that in eygptian times before allowing a person to undertake a bungee jump the authorities checked to see if an individual if certifiably mad?

 

Nowadays such traditions are thankfully a thing of the past, nowadys they just weigh you and write how heavy you are in big chunky red marker on the palm of your hand which has been known to cause "red face" syndrome amongst those who like more than their 5-a-day of Pukka pies.

[Guest]

Did you know that in eygptian times before allowing a person to undertake a bungee jump the authorities checked to see if an individual was certifiably mad?

 

Nowadays such traditions are thankfully a thing of the past, nowadays they just weigh you and write how heavy you are in big chunky red marker on the palm of your hand which has been known to cause "red face" syndrome amongst those who like more than their 5-a-day of Pukka pies.

[Guest]

Nhs dial-up is available at discounted prices for a limited time only at PC world.

[Clive_Thistle]

Why are French people incapable of talking to each other without shouting and screaming?? every time I pop into town at lunchtime there are groups of French people just shouting and screaming at the person standing 0.5 yards away.

 

I mean its bad enough being French but do they have to draw attention to themselves as well? They might as well go around town in a old Citroen CV with some onions round their necks!

 

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What is it with women and equlaity.

 

There was some office bint downstairs who stood there and expected me to hold the door open for her and then who "tutted" under her breath when i refused.

 

Honestly! This isn't the decks of Titanic where women can swan around like some rich daddies plaything or like some drug induced supermodel. They want equality then they can open the [****!!****] doors themselves.

 

As my old uncle Herbert used to say "Just remember boy, there's a kitchen waiting for everyone".

[Clive_Thistle]

Decisions decisions. What do I watch at 10pm tonight??, that new comedy on ITV called "Benidorm" (its had good reviews) or tune into BBC2 for the ever funny and underated "Mock The Week" (a sort of funny version of Have I got news for you).

 

P's

If your reading this on Friday then the question should be "what should I have watched last night". If your reading this after Friday then the question should be "what should I have watched Thursday night". If your reading this on Monday or Tuesday the question is "what shall I watch thursday night" although I will by now know what to watch as I will have watched a repeat of the show I missed on BBC3 or ITV3. If your reading this next Thursday (08/02/07) then refer to my original question. Easy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest]

Originally Posted By: Clive_Thistle

Decisions decisions. What do I watch at 10pm tonight??, that new comedy on ITV called "Benidorm" (its had good reviews) or tune into BBC2 for the ever funny and underated "Mock The Week" (a sort of funny version of Have I got news for you).

P's
If your reading this on Friday then the question should be "what should I have watched last night". If your reading this after Friday then the question should be "what should I have watched Thursday night". If your reading this on Monday or Tuesday the question is "what shall I watch thursday night" although I will by now know what to watch as I will have watched a repeat of the show I missed on BBC3 or ITV3. If your reading this next Thursday (08/02/07) then refer to my original question. Easy.

Oi Shut it Trainee!

[Clive_Thistle]

At least I'm registered.

 

You must feel like a right outsider not being registered.

 

ner ner

ner ner ner

[Woody SUFC]

ITV and Comedy? Only the Harry Hill's Tv Burp is funny on ITV. Oh and This Morning!!!

 

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