A classic from the Sudbury forum

[Dagger03]

>>>Yay..let us mass tonight on the borders of that ungodly land that is Essex...let us feast and drink...and sing...sing till we can sing no more...for on the morrow, we march....march to that heathen land at the end of the district line that is Upminster.....where we will smite the urchins...and their tricked up Corsa chariots...then onwards to their temple...to destroy every last cask of their Bury made foul bitter....we will then partake of their strange golden Australian brew..before marching to the colosseum...where our glorious gladiators will recieve the blessing from the manic vicar before the glorious victory over the striped slaves, roared on by the trumpets and drums of the Suffolk hoardes. After the feast of blood and gore......we must again march to the temple for feasting (more feasting?)and drinking and wine, women and song......to pay homage to General Morsley..."the large one" as he is known....and to celebrate the victory that is rightfully ours....

 

I only hope he realises that it is Upminster Bridge and not Upminster where he gets off.

 

 

[VoiceFromTheClouds]

well let the morons come

the might of the urchins will fore fill their wishes as their watch their so called warrior's lead by the one called general morlsey beg for mercy at the feet of our great leader sir colin of the bridge

[cantos]

I think that post on the Sudbury forum was posted by someone closer to home.

[Serious Sid]

You know Cantos I had the same thought.

[Mitchurchin]

Still very entertaining, surely in tribute to the mighty bard that is Stuart Hall.