i'm sure everyone knows how i feel about sp*rs

[and1inthetree]

and in particular, their fans...

 

but this made me laugh.

 

 

To the tune of I Will Survive

 

At first i was afraid i was petrified

Seeing carlos tevez face to face , i almost died

His face looks like a wreck

and he's got no fvcking neck

& although he scored agaist us , he was on the losing side...

 

Cos we came beack

>from 2-0 down

We turned the cheers from the inbreds right back into frowns

They thought that they had won, they were laughing in their seats

But up popped Paul Stalteri & revenge was fvcking sweet

 

Cos we came back

Oh yes we did

Its moments like these that make you pround to be a y**

They may have beaten us last year

& we may have shd a tear

But they'll soon be playing Barnsley, OPR & Hull oh dear...

 

Cos they are sh1te

They're fvcking sh1te

They lack passion, they lack spirt and they're really lacking fight

& they owe each other money & thy're no longer mates

They pretend their nan is ill and fvck off to the states

 

YOU UGLY MUG

sorry to shout

But what the fvck is Marlon Harewood all about?

& Yossi Benayoun, will have a good game soon

& when he does, make the most of it, Cos he's fvcking off in June

 

& Then there's Chav!

Bowyer you chav!

Have you ever dreamt of twatting him, i know i fvcking have

You just know he's wearing burberry when he's out on the p*ss

and he wears 3 gold medallions whilst marrying his sis...

 

& Etherington

Our old pal Matty

Running oh so fast with your side parting, Looking slightly batty

When you joined the Hammers, you said they're a bigger club

Well enjoy your time in the championship you fvcking spastic mug...

 

West Ham are dead

They're in the red

The only one to come out with any credit is our Ted

& Maybe Dean Ashton cos he's been a fvcking flid

How will the spammers feel next year when he becames a y**

 

You wonder why?

You lot get mocked

whwn curbishley spends millions on wasters that are crocked

You have upson & Neill, Who basically signed a 3 month deal

Cos he'll soon fvck you lot right off, oh yes he fvcking will...

 

And then there's Nige

The 'wonder;' Quashie

Is it really any ' Wonder ' your going down the kazi

he's been relegrated before, with 4 diffrent teams

He epitomises West Ham and all they're shattered dreams...

 

And now that's it

I'm nearly done

I'm gonna bash one now thinking about the game we won

But one more thing about the fans who think they're fvcking great

You ain't, yoy're only got one song & you look a fvcking state

You bunch of

No fvcking class

You can stick those fvcking bubbles right up your fvcking a**

You've got 'love' tattood on one hand, and 'hate' on the other

& you're slightly mong with 7 fingers cos you're sister is your mother

Si i bid farewell

Take fvcking care

& remember Tevez & Ashton, we'll give you a fiver for for the pair

you thought you were a big club, but it turns out you're not

Now we'll never play you again and i hope you fvcking rot.

[coupwotcoup]

Quality....

[Bitch]

Just gotta laugh!

[MCP]

hehe

[Kaiser Jnr]

Hahahahaha eat my sh*t you Wet Spammers

[CIFC JACKO]

SUPERB SONG!!!

[luckypinkpants]

cut and pasted from a man u site I do belive with the words chanegd!

[coupwotcoup]

Still very amusing though...

[Eastside Urchin]

we hate west ham and we hate west ham

[Kaiser Jnr]