Breaking News

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This is Old Hack reporting for Bryco Channel News from the Wexham Park Stadium in Slough....

 

Good Afternoon to you all and news is just breaking that in an extraordinary twist to the ferocious campaign to remove the manager Steve Browne it has been announced that Browne has been offered the managers job at west ham...apparently his relegation experience attracted the west ham directors as they seem to think that there are a few coming their way......

..........in a further twist to the development....Louis Roederer, the ex west ham manager has been appointed to the position of Slough manager...the Slough board believe that the experienced and battle hardened Roederer will ensure that the club stay in Ryman division two after this seasons inevitable relegation.........and coming over the wire now is more news....the chairman martin deaner has also resigned and given the club to the fans with all bills and players contracts fully settled.....apparently a new lease has also been agreed with the council prior to deaners resignation........as part of the agreement the council have given deaner the freehold on an 120 acre development site..................the new site allows for the erection of the original 'deanos bovril and burger emporium' and 120 self contained appartments suitable for subsidised asylum seekers.............a spokesman for deaner said that this land gift had nothing to do with his resignation........it is understood that the Murphy and O'Flynn double glazing company are to mount a takeover for the club with a view to challenging for the bryco premiership.......a fans spokesperson said....''its all boll*ck*...we've heard it all before......''

 

.....this is your roving reporter on the spot reporting for Bryco Channel news....more news on the hour......

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just about sums it all up i suppose, very funny.