We're seventh

[Harry J Allstars]

Aldershot 0-2 York

 

Burton Albion 2-1 Woking

 

Halifax 2-1 Exeter

 

Morecambe 1-0 Crawley Town

 

Oxford Utd 0-2 Forest Green

 

St Albans 2-2 Southport

 

Stafford Rangers 0-4 Tamworth

 

Weymouth 1-2 Altrincham

 

---------------------Pld Pts

1 Dag & Red----------35 74

2 Oxford Utd---------36 66

3 York City----------36 62

4 Morecambe----------34 59

5 Exeter-------------35 58

6 Burton Albion------35 57

7 Gravesend----------34 56

8 Stevenage----------33 54

9 Aldershot----------34 49

10 Weymouth----------34 49

11 Kidderminster-----33 48

12 Rushden & D'monds-34 45

13 Forest Green------36 43

14 Crawley Town------35 42

15 Halifax-----------33 40

16 Woking------------35 40

17 Northwich---------31 39

18 Cambridge Utd-----37 39

19 Altrincham--------35 38

20 Stafford Rangers--35 38

21 Tamworth----------34 37

22 Grays Athletic----34 35

23 St Albans---------36 34

24 Southport---------36 33

 

[Hirsty]

Still a good chance of getting in the play offs...if we perform.

 

Shame we didn't manage to get 3 points on Tuesday....would have made a great difference.......but still all to play for !!

 

In a jocular manner, I make the following comments :-

 

a) Am I to be criticised for not commenting ( or, indeed, having an opinion on ) the team formation. Maybe we should bring Len Goodman onboard ?

 

Is there a subversive plot vis a vis the board not wanting a bigger crowd ? Is there a fifth column out there somewhere ?

 

c) Will we see a CG effigy flying above us, with pants outside trousers, not only saving the club from sub 1200 crowds, but also saving us from wading through two inches of urine when having the post match piss ( I now have special boots for this operation !)

 

d) Why does Harry J think Charlie is going to Leyton Orient ?

Is Harry J on the inside ( so to speak !)

 

e) Why do I never win the 50/50 ?

 

As I said, above comments are meant to be humorous, so please don't have a go too much ! But....it would be nice if we all got behind the lads for the final push, wherever we end up....and then resume hostilities during the summer !!

 

Cheers all....but remember..... eat cheese while you can, before they ban it because it's bad for you !!...and also...treat life seriously but don't take yourself seriously.

 

Regards,

 

 

 

 

 

 

[American FLEET FAN No1]

a) Am I to be criticised for not commenting ( or, indeed, having an opinion on ) the team formation. Maybe we should bring Len Goodman onboard ?

 

Yes!

 

Is there a subversive plot vis a vis the board not wanting a bigger crowd ? Is there a fifth column out there somewhere ?

 

Maybe!

 

c) Will we see a CG effigy flying above us, with pants outside trousers, not only saving the club from sub 1200 crowds, but also saving us from wading through two inches of urine when having the post match [color:#FF0000]piss [/color]( I now have special boots for this operation !)

 

Only if he has a mop and bucket!

 

d) Why does Harry J think Charlie is going to Leyton Orient ?

Is Harry J on the inside ( so to speak !)

 

Only Harry knows!

 

e) Why do I never win the 50/50 ?

 

Because you are nearer 60?

 

[Harry J Allstars]

a) Am I to be criticised for not commenting ( or, indeed, having an opinion on ) the team formation. Maybe we should bring Len Goodman onboard ?

 

Yeah why not. Who is he?

 

Is there a subversive plot vis a vis the board not wanting a bigger crowd ? Is there a fifth column out there somewhere ?

 

Fifth column? So what your saying is that the human race is being controlled by some sort of superhuman being who wear their pants outside their trousers? Jesus was one, the queen is one and Jason Botely’s one?

 

c) Will we see a CG effigy flying above us, with pants outside trousers, not only saving the club from sub 1200 crowds, but also saving us from wading through two inches of urine when having the post match piss ( I now have special boots for this operation !)

 

Everyone talks but nobody does anything. I do more upping our attendances just by blinking.

 

d) Why does Harry J think Charlie is going to Leyton Orient ?

Is Harry J on the inside ( so to speak !)

 

Is this in China? Is Charlie Mac one of the superhuman beings? Just think the deals been done but nobody is allowed to say anything. If I did know anything I wouldn't post it hear, I’d go to confguide! Sitting on the curb on the outside. Oh to be a superhuman being.

 

e) Why do I never win the 50/50 ?

 

Because you never buy a ticket?

 

f) Will Hirsty ever get a round in?

 

h) Who is Peter Norton’s favourite Simpson character?

 

I'd say Marge. Gotta love that hair.

[American FLEET FAN No1]

f) Will Hirsty ever get a round in?

 

Steady on Harry.........Hirsty will have a heart attack......Then you will be blamed for reducing the attendances, by one!

[Hirsty]

"will Hirsty ever get a round in ?"

 

I was getting rounds in before you were born mate !!

 

Next round due to be got at noon today !!....in time to see Spurs beat Chelski !

 

Cheers,