urchins 2 v's 2 arlesey

[Uncle Urchin]

can't get there sadly so its update duties for me....its a sunny day at the Bridge with a gentle breeze blowing towards the windmill end of the pitch...ground beginning to fill up as the players warm up and the team line ups are as follows

 

urchins

 

brightley

fiddes

glozier

purdie

macca

collins

cross

janney

lee

parker

southon

 

amos

gasper

styles

tommo

sadler

 

arlesey

 

rashid

reed

mcelroy

becket

dogbe

gray

mills

tekell

hay

townsend

rydeheard

 

leon

charalabans

fehmi

clarke

bliss

 

referee

 

a parker

 

asst refs

 

a barnes & d woolf

 

match day sponsor Motorised

 

MOM sponsor chequers old boys

 

so its all set to rumble and hopefully another three points for the urchins today...my fellow commentator today is the delectable and most deadly bitchypoo from deepest kent....afternoon m'lady.....and everyone is welcome to join in with other scores from around the ryman and other leagues....

[Bitch]

Good afternoon Uncie and all today's armchair supporters

 

Any curry today?

[Uncle Urchin]

urchins have lost the toss and are kicking torwards the restaurant end....arlesey are in light and dark blue quarters and blue shorts and socks and the urchins in the normal home strip of red and white stripes with black shorts and red socks....crowd building up at the moment probably about 350/400ish..

[Ian_W]

afternoon all... pissed off in Malta - so am here for a while until someone boots me off the only free computer in the hotel.....

[Bitch]

Can you describe the players hairstyles for me please Uncie. It is very important

 

[Bitch]

Hi Ian. When i was in Malta the locals loved a bit of footy. And i loved Maltesas. They melt in the mouth and not in the hand

[Uncle Urchin]

goal to arseley...townsend with a wind assisted 20 yarder that sailed into the top corner of dales net....

 

urchins 0 arseley 1

[Bitch]

Bugga! Urchins are gonna win 10-1

[Ian_W]

hmmm... even more pissed off now

[Bitch]

Molesly 0-1 Maidstone

[Uncle Urchin]

great wakering rovers not answering the fone...

[Uncle Urchin]

sluggish start from the urchins and there is a fair old breeze blowing up towards the windmill end assisting arseley so looks like we need to buckle down and dig in for a while to find some rythme...

[Diz]

GET INTO EM!!!!!

[Bitch]

Maidstone winning by 2 goals now. Courtesy of Mo Takaloo. And, i thought he was a lazy git

 

[Uncle Urchin]

the players are all wearing very tight lycra shorts m'lady and there is an assortment of 'go faster'...'ducks tails'.. and 'mullet' hairstyles on display...

 

its also still 0 fckn 1...

[Diz]

GET INTO EM!!!!

 

Hope the eastside is in fine voice!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Bitch]

Slough 0-1 Angels

[Uncle Urchin]

wind increasing in strength behind the away team and the arseley players have resorted to time wasting very early on....colin not pleased...collins close for urchins...also a very strong setting sun into dales face...

 

always need to win the toss at the bridge...

[Diz]

Originally Posted By: Bitch

Any curry today?

Just a Chicken Massaman for me.

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin

the players are all wearing very tight lycra shorts m'lady and there is an assortment of 'go faster'...'ducks tails'.. and 'mullet' hairstyles on display...

its also still 0 fckn 1...

Does anyone stand out more than another in the lycra?