Stella Induced, Slim Shady Influenced Poety....

[NeutralFan]

May I have your attention please?

May I have your attention please?

Will the real Clip Rods please stand up?

I repeat, will the real Clip Rods please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here..

 

Y'all act like you never seen a tall person before

Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door

and started whoopin her ass worse than before

they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)

It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,

he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"

And BewareOfRhodesnts said... nothing you idiots!

BewareOfRhodesnts's dead, she's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)

Feminist women love Clip Rods

 

"Clip Rods, I'm sick of him

Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what

Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But no worse, than what's goin on in Paula's (SORRY!) bedroom

Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't

but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"

And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

And expect them not to know what a ground share agreement is

Of course they gonna know what a lux certificate is

By the time they hit fourth grade

They got the Discovery Channel don't they?

"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals

who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

 

I'm Clip Rods, yes I'm the real Rods

All you other Clip Rods are just imitating

So won't the real Clip Rods please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up?

 

 

Lato don't gotta cuss in his posts to sell his records;

well I do, so f*ck him and f*ck you too!

You think I give a damn about a SpiderManor?

Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me

"But Clip, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"

Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?

So you can, sit me here next to 3Praise?

Sh*t, saf07 better switch me place

so I can sit next to Tubbsy8 and Jonno

and hear 'em argue over who will hit me first

You little b*tch, put me on blast on FansFocus.com

"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Beware, hee-hee!"

I should download her audio on MP3

and show the whole world how you gave Clips Rods [censored]

I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me

so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}

And there's two of me just like me

who cuss like me; who just don't give a f*ck like me

who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me

and just might be the next best thing but not quite me ... RODNEY...!

 

Chorus

 

I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you

things you joke about with your friends inside your living room

The only difference is I got the balls to say it

in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all

I just get on the mic and spit it

and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just sh*t it

better than ninety percent of you posters out can

Then you wonder how can people believe these posts

It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm forty

The MOD photocopier will be faulty,

Pinchin players asses which surely isn't naughty?

And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working

And every single person is a Clip Rods lurkin

He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings

{*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling

Screaming "I will beat Hoddys programme!"

with his windows down and his system up

So, will the real Clip Rods please stand up?

And put one of those fingers on each hand up?

And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

 

Chorus 2X

 

Ha ha

Guess there's not a tiny bit of Clip Rods in single one of us

[ONE]

WTF !

[PB!]

NF you really need to find yourself a new job mate!!!

[CyberBully]

Cool!

 

Looks like I‘ve been out rhymed.

 

 

[NeutralFan]

I have the choice of amending a vehicle interface loader or a Work Authorisations Reconcile Screen.... OR watch www.liveathebike.com while posting on here and trying to find someone to have a drink with in London tonight!

[Tubbsy8]

Is Rhodes not available!?!

[PB!]

Pimping yourself out again NF???

[NeutralFan]

It was bound to happen! I reckon I've been to about 20 weddings in the last 3 years and Friday nights just aren't what they used to be. Even the bloody footballers don't go out clubbing on a Friday night anymore.. no wonder the standard is dropping!!

[PB!]

There not footballers then mate!!!!