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smallsy

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smallsy

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1) how the devil are you?

 

2) what you doing tonight?

 

3) do all slovakian women have rascal mon-brows?

 

4) who you playing/watching tomorrow?

 

5) should smallsy be guest of honour at fans focus cup final and present trophy?

 

6) will there be any football this weekend?

 

7) will brentwood give up 3 points to regain honour?

 

8) how long til the wheels fall off at romford?

 

9) how will the urchins take to ground sharing?

 

10) why do you want to go put stars in their eyes?

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1) very tired and have a semi

 

2) dinner, w@nk, packing, rocky 3, sleep

 

3) i have my suspicians to be honest

 

4) stansted away

 

5) without a doubt, to comment my 'long service award' thats coming soon

 

6) yes i think so although i am dubious whether or not we get a full programme

 

7) will they f*ck

 

8) tomorrow

 

9) i think they will be glad to welcome the romford lot in hahaha NOOOOOOOOOOOOT

 

10) tuuuunnnnnneeeee

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1) Splendid, how the devil are you?

 

2) Working, dangit

 

3) I dunno, do they?

 

4) Basildon United Vs Hullbridge Sports - hopefully

 

5) As if you need to ask

 

6) Yeah, just not in Essex

 

7) No, and they don't need to either

 

8) They won't

 

9) God knows

 

10) I would sing, Jack Pridmore: Voice of an Angel

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1) how the devil are you?

Brand new mate...

2) what you doing tonight?

Giving the old lady one..hopefully.. smile

3) do all slovakian women have rascal mon-brows?

Keep us posted on your return..

4) who you playing/watching tomorrow?

My fingers on a keyboard.. frown

5) should smallsy be guest of honour at fans focus cup final and present trophy?

No, because you will either miss it, or drop it.. smile

6) will there be any football this weekend?

Loads...

7) will brentwood give up 3 points to regain honour?

Does a politician speak the truth?

8) how long til the wheels fall off at romford?

We can hack it, even using a sledge...

9) how will the urchins take to ground sharing?

Cuckoo...

10) why do you want to go put stars in their eyes?

Turning Japanese... asien

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1) how the devil are you?

blocked up

2) what you doing tonight?

waiting for the freeview to come on

3) do all slovakian women have rascal mon-brows?

yes

4) who you playing/watching tomorrow?

playing apsa away - party bus all the way !!

5) should smallsy be guest of honour at fans focus cup final and present trophy?

without a doubt

6) will there be any football this weekend?

probably not

7) will brentwood give up 3 points to regain honour?

would you ?

8) how long til the wheels fall off at romford?

as Danny Downer told me " we will win the league" . id rather them win it then brentwood

9) how will the urchins take to ground sharing?

wont happen

10) why do you want to go put stars in their eyes?

its the same old story ....

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Kaiser Jnr

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1) how the devil are you?

Wide awake, which is strange, but not busy at work.

2) what you doing tonight?

nothing, just cleaning my boots for a possible game tomorrow.

3) do all slovakian women have rascal mon-brows?

I hope so... that would make me laugh. haha!

4) who you playing/watching tomorrow?

playing at home to Eton Manor

5) should smallsy be guest of honour at fans focus cup final and present trophy?

definitely, and he should bring a friend, who would be Kaiser Jnr.

6) will there be any football this weekend?

Yes, I think there will be some games in the Premiership.

7) will brentwood give up 3 points to regain honour?

Will they bollox!

8) how long til the wheels fall off at romford?

I dont think they will. Very consistent side.

9) how will the urchins take to ground sharing?

I cant imagine they would have that at all. They dont even share the ball when you play against them, let alone a football ground!

10) why do you want to go put stars in their eyes?

its the same old story, but just didnt realise...

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Jenko Newbie

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1) how the devil are you?

 

Horny

 

2) what you doing tonight?

 

Looking after my boy

 

3) do all slovakian women have rascal mon-brows?

 

Hairy Fannies?

 

4) who you playing/watching tomorrow?

 

Reading

 

5) should smallsy be guest of honour at fans focus cup final and present trophy?

 

No he is a cnnt! Charge the w****r double!

 

6) will there be any football this weekend?

 

Yes...but not in the ESL!

 

7) will brentwood give up 3 points to regain honour?

 

No and why should they? Get over it Bowers!

 

8) how long til the wheels fall off at romford?

 

Were they ever on?

 

9) how will the urchins take to ground sharing?

 

What are they losing their ground now?

 

10) why do you want to go put stars in their eyes?

 

That song is S**t Smallsy!

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TheGoat Newbie

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1) how the devil are you?

pissed off have to much work to do and its annoying me as a i wanna play poker

 

2) what you doing tonight?

diddly wquat big game 2 mos

 

3) do all slovakian women have rascal mon-brows?

i would assume so

 

4) who you playing/watching tomorrow?

barkingside

 

5) should smallsy be guest of honour at fans focus cup final and present trophy?

no it would get confusing as to who is the guest of honour and who is the mascott

 

6) will there be any football this weekend?

yes rayleigh town v brush

 

7) will brentwood give up 3 points to regain honour?

no

 

8) how long til the wheels fall off at romford?

about 4 weeks when manor play them

 

9) how will the urchins take to ground sharing?

uncle urchin will shave his hair off

 

10) why do you want to go put stars in their eyes?

to document thier fall from grace

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1) how the devil are you?

Fine Mate

 

2) what you doing tonight?

Proberly nothing

 

3) do all slovakian women have rascal mon-brows?

Yes Maybe

 

4) who you playing/watching tomorrow?

Romford at Sawbo hopefully

 

5) should smallsy be guest of honour at fans focus cup final and present trophy?

why would they want to do that

 

6) will there be any football this weekend?

yes Liverpool will smash man u then romford will do the same at sawbo hopefilly

 

7) will brentwood give up 3 points to regain honour?

No

 

8) how long til the wheels fall off at romford?

Never

 

9) how will the urchins take to ground sharing?

Wont Happen

 

10) why do you want to go put stars in their eyes?

Shut up tongue

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