Rackateering At The Stadium

[The Beast]

It has come to my attention that there is a sinister black market being operated at the Bridge Avenue Stadium, not only are itinerant arabs and other travellers being charged double to get in and short changed by the unsrupulous people running these rackets but the burgers are being charged out at twice the price if the purchaser looks swarthy and cannot speak the 'Essex' language correctly. Any hint of a non local and the burger beef is switched to soya bean and the price doubled. A further incident arose only last week when a young gypsy boy from Aveley was charged ten pounds for a packet of smarties and his young friend a fiver for a half eaten Cornish Pastie. He said he didn't notice as he gets ripped off all the time at his own club along with everyone else. Now we know that my own club rip the punters off to pay for the merry go round of new managers but really, I mean, this is scandalous. Worst of all I have discovered that 'Mediterannean Max' is also being charged double for Hofmeister on a regular basis although he hasn't noticed yet as he normally sees double after the first one anyway.

 

Outrageous!

[urchinboys]

Ha Bloody Ha !

[Eastside Urchin]

and treeboy charges double to northerners for blow jobs!!!