One for the Spurs fans

[hangthedj]

Found this on the Gravesend board, sums up Spuds pretty well I think!

 

Getting millions for Carrick was like winning the lotto

But they blew it on Chimbonda and Assou-Ekotto

They bought Hossam Ghaly, who's now got no teeth,

And whose father should really have worn a good sheath,

They spent quite a bit on Didier Zokora,

Who's like a midfield version of Bobby Zamora,

They brought back Mido, who's got a big conk,

And spunked a few million on Steed Malbranque.

They kept Lee and Stalteri, who like to lick sherbet off

The balls of Robbie Keane, and Dimitar Berbatov

They've still got Danny Murphy, who resembles The Brain,

And bought Ricardo Rocha, to add to their pain,

They've got Paul Robinson, who likes to kick air

And Jermaine Jenas, who's got greasy hair;

They've got Aaron Lennon, who'll be so delighted

When he gets his move to Manchester United,

They've got King and Dawson, who look pretty neat

But still seem incapable of keeping a clean sheet

They've got Anthony 'uphill' Gardner,

And Tom Huddlestone, the transfer muppet dick-hardener,

And that's pretty much all of the boys in white,

It's a shame for them they're just a bit shi te!

[Frankie100]

I will not comment.....I must not comment...I dare not comment!!!

 

 

[Boney Crisp]

Some of those comments about certain players i disagree with i.e Tom Huddlestone, Steed Malbranque and Aaron Lennon, but i agree with a lot of it especially Mido and Jenas

[Boney Crisp]

I take back the thing about Jenas as he got the winner today for Spurs

[djw]

Excellent Mark !

[bigtw]

Excellent Dan We done the Toffees in the last few minutes not a very good week for you so far as results go m8. Atleast the gooners lost and hopefully the gate win Saturday might pick you up a bit.

[djw]

I know mate of all the teams to do it, it had to be the yids ! Need a Gate win Saturday mate ! Hows Dan doing anyway ?

[bigtw]

OK m8 Frustrated a little through lack of games to get back to match fitness but done OK saturday for the 20 mins he got hopefully get on Saturday.

[djw]

Are you going Saturday mate ??