Job Vacancy - Temporary

[Supporters Association]

With two coaches going to Wimbledon and Margate, a vacancy has arisen for a temporary coach manager to oversee an assigned coach.

 

The person should be famaliar with and profficient at handling the currency sterling. You should not display any tendancies towards Kleptomania and you must have an eye for counting people on seats. At the end of the trip, you will be required to cash up. An ability to speak Bosnian and have a sense of direction would be helpful when dealing with the driver. Chelmsford fans need not apply.

 

OK, in other words I need someone else to man one of the coaches. Any volunteers please respond via the usual contact details.

 

Thank You.

 

 

[GazzaBTFC]

Does the job include mooning at the opposition supporters from the comfort of the coach before and after the game?

[Supporters Association]

Yes. It's compulsary.

[Rick the Dick]

There's some geezer from Heybridge I hear that's good at that. And he may not have anything on for a couple of Saturdays following a little incident at Staines on Tuesday night!

[F G United]

You should apply Gazza, you often speak from your backside...

[GazzaBTFC]

Yawn...

 

This from someone whos supports a team 4 took 4 points from this season. Ya team underachieved a bit there FG

[smallsy]

that tickled me FG sorry gazza

[GazzaBTFC]

No problem...

 

It gives the Squatters something crow about, then so be it.

[F G United]

Did not underchieve imo against you this season, you beat us fair and square at New Lodge in very difficult conditions. But thank you for your thoughts on us.

Now are you to become a coach manager that the thread is requesting? please forward a photograph of the 'mooning' and I will post it on our Soapbox as it would make a great caption competition.

Enjoy your trips.

[GazzaBTFC]

Yep, could be quite a ggod thing...

 

My caption would be "Gazza does a passble impression of a Chelmsford supporter"

 

Next!!!

[Bill of Shenfield]

I would have thought 2 Chelmsford supporters.