Boy do we need a home game!

[BlueGate Alan]

Agree Joseba he was a top bloke for taking that ribbing from us all, it is what I love about Non League too. Mind you "Bitch" may be a step too far!! (I had better duck after that remark)

[Frankie100]

Originally Posted By: Taffy_Alan

(I had better duck after that remark)

Better duck than a Norfolk Turkey!!!!

I'll just leave now I think the headaches are getting worse.....

[AncientBlue]

Originally Posted By: Bitch

I'll kick you boyz off with some good old fashioned footy banter...

The skies are clearing, the wind is up, the pitch will dry out and on Tuesday evening the mighty Angels wing their way into sunny Margate. The battle of the strikers begins. Hockton will start sharply with an assist by Pinns but Main will weave his way speedily past your woefully baffled defence Our midfield will frustrate you and you'll be down to 10 men by half time....

Up step the Managers. The delectable Dobla and tantalising Trotty, the female fans will be swooning....Back to the footy...With the score at 1-1 the second half kicks off and Angels go on full out attack against a battle hardy Margate. The Ref is a joke and awards a Pen to Margate for a really soft 2 footed studs up tackle from little Razor....Up steps Pinns and skies the ball, the Angel faithful are in uproar dancing behind the goal with chants of 'Let's go flippin mental' before giving your Keeper some very gentlemanly baiting

Much merriment will be had in the bar after the game, and i'll be found under the table after being 'touched' by the hand of God...

So, 'Bless you all, the long and the short and the tall...'

Bitch, you might be touched by a hand under the table, but I seriously doubt it will be by the hand of God!

[AncientBlue]

Originally Posted By: The Pagester

You lot are bigots, what about normal size people

There is absolutely nothing wrong with so called normal people that platform soles can't put right!

[margateshot]

Where is the moderator when you need him. Can we not get these short people banned from the forum once and for all!!!!

[Pagey]

Originally Posted By: Taffy_Alan

Originally Posted By: The Pagester

You lot are bigots, what about normal size people

Do you know of any then Andy?

Well normal size will be smaller than you (7 Foot)
and taller than Franke (4 foot)

[BlueGate Alan]

Well said Steve, a right pain in the ar$e these shorties!!

 

Point taken Andy, but Frankie might take offence as he is actually 4 foot 2 inches I believe?

[Frankie100]

4 foot 2 AND A HALF.......that half an inch is very important to me and others!!!!!!!

[ooh!!bodyform]

and i have a problem with people who have nicknames after things that go in womens underwear god those people really get on my tits!!

[Pagey]

Frankie fits in womend underwear

[BlueGate Alan]

Originally Posted By: ooh!!bodyform

and i have a problem with people who have nicknames after things that go in womens underwear god those people really get on my tits!!

Hear Hear John

And as for Coookie, enough said!

Boy are we in desperate need of some footie lol

[Frankie100]

Originally Posted By: The Pagester

Frankie fits in womend underwear

That is until they slap my face.

Could be worse was expecting someone to call me Franny then misspell it........

[Bitch]

Being short Frankie, you could be called a 'low down bum'

 

I still think the match between our two teams will be a corker on Tuesday. I can't wait to be on here with the bragging rights on wednesday....I think...

 

[abdullah]

You would need to draw up a short-list first!

 

Abdullah longshanks!

[Bitch]

I think i drew the short straw there Abdullah!

 

Bitch on grass

[abdullah]

Have you ever thought about gro-bags!

 

Abdullah who knows his onions!

[Bitch]

That is my goal in life

 

Bitch hitting the back of the onion net

[I am Spartacus]

Originally Posted By: abdullah

You would need to draw up a short-list first!

Abdullah longshanks!

No the shortlist as to your identity has now got smaller Abs. You normally never post during the day but only after you have marked the homework. So you are a teacher who lives in North Kent (due to the time it takes you to post after away matches.

I think I would be able to pay a bookie as to your identity now you Joseba impersonator you.



Joseba not Abdullah

[Bitch]

Lol Joseba

 

Abdullah is obviously a well educated Arab, apart from his folly at collecting wives....Who in their right mind would work in North Kent?

 

Bitch in two minds

[AncientBlue]

Originally Posted By: AncientBlue

I'm really fed up with you little blokes taking the mickey out of tall people. That is height discrimination and if it isn't against the law it should be.
I've got an extending ladder, I'll gladly bring it with me on Saturday, if Neville will let me take it on the bus! We will put a stop to all this heightist discrimination once an for all! SO THERE!

My most profuse apologies to Melvyn for calling him Neville. Neville lives across the road from me and has nothing at all to do with this subject! Daft sod that I am.