WembleyWay

[Willo]

I paid him his £5 and he put it straight in the kitty!!!!

[Ex EL_Gaffer]

No shame these old blokes!

[Gussy]

I bet the geezers in hospital

[Willo]

He was loving it, thats what worried me!!!

[Gussy]

Well that says it all watch ur drink @ all times while in the club house he might slip a tab or 5 of rohypnol and you'll wake up at his.................

[galvs]

Originally Posted By: Willo

Well if you really want to know......

Have got a huge blood blister on my big toe. Showed the boys last night and everyone was like feck me thats horrible. I said i'll give any one a £5 to suck my big toe. Paul Dadson our OLD centre half got on his knees and sucked my big toe off! Everyone was in shock!

Ello boys,
Willo, what is happening since I have left?
That has made me sick!!
Get yourself out here, think I have found a country where you might find the back of the net!!

[Krooner]

Galvs, you bad news aussie git. Reckon Willo could make it as an Aussie Rules star if last nights efforts are anything to go by !

[Willo]

Hello Galv's how u doing mate?

 

its all changed mate, we are startin 2 pick up results since you left! haha

 

Shut it Lycra!

[galvs]

Hello Krooner, missing me?

Tell me more about Willo's effort, purely from an unbiased referees point of view, of course!!

 

[Krooner]

Well he burst through the middle and saw a shooting chance. So he shot and the ball went up

[Krooner]

and up

[Krooner]

and up

[Krooner]

and down Krooner Road.

[PB!]

Not sure it bounced in Krooner Road, think it may well have made the Frimley Road before it hit tarmac again!!!!

[galvs]

Right stop it there.....'burst'....just spat my me beer out

 

 

[Krooner]

Hey PB I was trying to be nice to the BTK !

[Willo]

i was time wasting, 1-0 up with 35 mins to go! Any way did i tell that i saw Krooner in an all black lycra suit! It was a lovely sight seeing is lovely Double D's bouncing up and down, hard nipples cause it was so cold! For 1 moment in the game i thought it was Jordon!!!!!!

[galvs]

Originally Posted By: paulb

Not sure it bounced in Krooner Road, think it may well have made the Frimley Road before it hit tarmac again!!!!

 

You'll have to excuse the time delay... I thought you were gonna say Willo had actually managed to at least hit the netting behind the goal....and was on course to make the keeper make a save by easter

[Krooner]

PMSL Willo !

[PB!]

Originally Posted By: galvs

Originally Posted By: paulb

Not sure it bounced in Krooner Road, think it may well have made the Frimley Road before it hit tarmac again!!!!

You'll have to excuse the time delay... I thought you were gonna say Willo had actually managed to at least hit the netting behind the goal....and was on course to make the keeper make a save by easter

Feck off Galvs !!! How many beers you actually had???