:Players in gloves ?

[michael]

As tension builds pre-match,on what will be a very cold night,maybe some light-hearted speculation as to how many Margate players will be wearing gloves tonight.

 

I reckon 3

 

Name names : SCS (hope he is in goal), Protheroe and Abbott.

 

Will Trott allow his players to waer gloves?

 

Are you a real man if you wear gloves on a football pitch?

 

I could'nt care less as long as we get back to winning ways,but footballers in tights-possibly a different story ?

[Frankie100]

What about supporters wearing gloves???

Are they real men?? I saw June wearing them and she's not a proper man so maybe something in it!!!!

 

 

Just going for a lie down

[abdullah]

There are some dodgy I-tunes out at the moment by the Beatles- or is it that my i-pod is a bit tinny?

 

"Glove, glove me, Do!" ,

all you need is glove,

All my gloving,

you've got to hide your glove away,

She gloves you,

and I glove her

 

and given how cold it is " I want to hold your [gloved] hand.

 

Abdullah fingerless!

[michael]

Do your camels wear tights in winter Abdullah?

 

With so many wives aswell, your hosiery allowance must be high in winter

 

[abdullah]

michaelmichael the Camels mostly spend the winter months on some sunny arabian shores.

 

You are now supposed to say "what shore's" to which I add "I will have a pint (of coconut milk, of course)"

 

The wives have their own income - I don't get involved! You would do the same if you saw what they bring back most days from the local bazaars!

 

They only get expensive when you have to find a dowry. Goats have ceased to be a popular currency nowadays - we tend now to think in terms of oil wells.

 

Abdullah cheapskate!

 

[michael]

I would like to make a 7 day approach for one of your wives please Abdullah.

I was told that they play away from home quite a bit

 

 

I assume i will need to get international clearance.

[abdullah]

I wouldn't approach any of them without wearing earplugs! You should hear the nagging! Not only will you need International clearance you will probably also need International rescue.

 

As for playing away from home - um, I hadn't thought of starting up my own ladies teams! But it could be good. What shall I call them - the Beduoin borqas, Yemeni yashmacks, the Wand? The wand, now that a name to conjour with!

 

Abdullah - just like that!

 

 

[michael]

Sounds like i'd better stay well clear-would probably fail the medical anyway.

[djw]

Great topic Micheal !

No footballer should wear gloves (apart from keeper), they should be running around to keep warm !

[cliftonvilleblue]

.......getting back to the original thread(!), no-one mentioned Mitten. Perhaps this is why he's sometimes preferred to SCS in the winter?!

[AncientBlue]

Originally Posted By: cliftonvilleblue

.......getting back to the original thread(!), no-one mentioned Mitten. Perhaps this is why he's sometimes preferred to SCS in the winter?!

Trouble with Mittens is they are all thumbs and no fingers!

[michael]

So do real men also wear short sleeve football shirts in winter.

 

I think i'll park this thread now as i am slightly concerned that i could be having homo-erotic fantasies about football players.

 

 

[Tony_T]

You're just metrosexual MM!!!