Bowers & Pitsea Players at The Vatican

[luckypinkpants]

The Bowers & Pitsea players go to the Vatican, they are they get ushered in to see the Pope.

 

 

 

Smallsy leads the pack. smallsy my son," says the Pope, "What can I do for you?"

 

smallsy asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

 

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, "No smallsy there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

 

In the background a few of the players begin giggling. Smallsy turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.

 

Smallsy turns back to face the Pope. "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

 

The Pope, puzzled again, thinks for a moment and then answers, "No smallsy there are no dwarf nuns in all of Europe."

 

This time all the other players burst into laughter. Once again, smallsy turns around and silences them all with an angry glare.

 

smallsy turns back to the Pope and says, "Mr. Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns in the whole world?"

 

"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

 

The other bowers players collapse into a heap, rolling, and laughing, pounding on the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks and all begin chanting:

 

 

 

"smallsy shagged a penguin!", "smallsy shagged a penguin!"

 

[Beachboys]

Quality LPP !

[MCP]

suberb pinky

[zody]

and Lucky tells me he works by night and sleeps by day, so how the fck does he have time to dream this up, my favourite stawberry blonde.