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[TB&G]

On the league cup semi fixtures yet anyone?

 

Come on Coups what's happened to all your contacts?

[coupwotcoup]

Originally Posted By: Trueblueandgold

On the league cup semi fixtures yet anyone?

Come on Coups what's happened to all your contacts?

I am of the impression that both semi draws are being made this evening...
So keep your incontinence pants on for a few more hours...

[TB&G]

Originally Posted By: coupwotcoup

Originally Posted By: Trueblueandgold

On the league cup semi fixtures yet anyone?

Come on Coups what's happened to all your contacts?

I am of the impression that both semi draws are being made this evening...
So keep your incontinence pants on for a few more hours...

Hope you manage to stay awake for it then you dozey old s*d!

P.S. BTW some people like the smell of rubber you know. Not mentioning any names of course!

[smallsy]

why do you both care, we all know you are gona play a ringer!

[MCP]

yeah but we want to know where we are going to play this ringer

[TB&G]

Originally Posted By: smallsy

why do you both care, we all know you are gona play a ringer!

[****!!****] ding dong !

[smallsy]

romford =

[TB&G]

Originally Posted By: smallsy

romford =

You've asked for it now Small One.

I will verbally abuse you all the first half and my mate Litesome will take over for the second half.

That, of course, is if we both think you are even worth us wasting our breath on you!

[smallsy]

im not please dont give me any stick it affects my game and makes me play rubbish and i dont like it

 

none of you romford boys are allowed behind the goals anyway. you are all with the day release supervisors

[Hookey]

Give over Smallsy... You haven't kept a clean sheet since ..............

 

Truckload of Persil non-bio on the way Smallsy.

[smallsy]

thanks for remindin me and the rest of the world to that hookey!

[Hookey]

Just trying to keep you grounded lad.... Don't want you getting delusions of grandeur!!!!!

 

Also, helps to put off any would be poachers who might try to entice away the jewel in Bowers & Pitsea's crown!!!!

[onebreast]

i think the smallsy effect is very under rated. He was King of the changing room at Burnham and has become king of the Bowers changing room now. For all the banter on here I cant say there is anyone in the esl who wont stop and have a chat with him at some point . If there is one lad who epitomises esl football it is him so leave him alone Hookey !!

 

Right thats enough a*se kissing for one day i think , im going to sleep now

[smallsy]

dont know what to say to that trenks

 

[Kaiser Jnr]

Can't disagree with that Trenks... although that is some serious [****!!****]-kissing!!!

Think how big his head will be now!

 

Will never forget the story of when one of our players (think it was Redders) was stuck in traffic, got talking to someone, and he ended up asking him if he knew "burnhamnumber1"... hahaha!

[onebreast]

that was Jamie Gray ha ha , stopped in a traffic jam - superb !

[smallsy]

ah the memories lol nothing will ever beat the burnham changing room of those few years. there were so many legends in that side it was a joke. we didnt win fck all but we had a great time.

[Kaiser Jnr]

i admit... i do miss the changing room banter from the smalldog...

 

even the times when you came in and pictures of my face imposed on a body-builders body were all over the changing rooms!!!

[smallsy]

if only i was as good in goal as at banter pmsl

[Hookey]

Originally Posted By: onebreast

i think the smallsy effect is very under rated. He was King of the changing room at Burnham and has become king of the Bowers changing room now. For all the banter on here I cant say there is anyone in the esl who wont stop and have a chat with him at some point . If there is one lad who epitomises esl football it is him so leave him alone Hookey !!

Right thats enough a*se kissing for one day i think , im going to sleep now

Leave him alone??? I'm trying to "ringfence" him to keep away other would be suitors!!!!