For any Scottish fans on this site.

[Frankie100]

With the 300th anniversary of the joining of Scotland with her superior brother England tomorrow a third of Scotland want to become independant again.

Well all you jocks you can go it alone BUT first take ALL Scottish MPs in Westminster, give back the £400 million that the sham of a parliament building cost Great Britain and with regards to England's North Sea oil dont worry we will build new pipelines away from Aberdeen.

[abdullah]

Och aye the noo! Neeps and tatties! Alex Ferguson! Up ya kilt and all that!

 

McAbdullah and his Arabic bagpipes, Jimmy!

[Pagey]

Frankie you have left out

 

Free uni places

Free old peoples homes

 

Both funded by the British Tax payer

When the vote was made in England to charge for the uni places and old people home the scottish mps came and voted against, as instructed by the PM himself.

 

Not the scots fault just more politicians beig themselves

[Tony_T]

And they can keep that awful Tennants Extra too!!

[Chris1]

And putting the clocks back in October!

[Pagey]

May I add its not the Scots whom I dislike, its the politicians

[AncientBlue]

And then of course those awful Scottish fivers that you have to tramp halfway around the world to find somebody to take it over the counter! They probably have just as much trouble up there in spending them as we do!

 

[Pagey]

good god forgot about them AB

 

 

[BlueGate Alan]

Fivers AB, my god you are rich!

[AncientBlue]

Ah a fiver - I can remember when you could get up in the morning get a taxi to the cafe for a full English breakfast, go to the pub at 11 o'clock buy a few rounds of drinks, packets of crisps and half a dozen great big biscuits (dry as sawdust). Get a taxi to the cafe for lunch (steak, egg chips, peas etc, rice pudding). Go to the football in the afternoon, buy a programme, half time raffle tickets, burger and chips. Get a cab to the cafe for tea. Get a taxi round to pick up the girlfriend and take us to the local dance in the evening, two tickets to get in, a few pints for me and a few babychamps for her. After the dance take her out for a nice meal in a restaurant, few glasses of wine, and then take her home in a taxi.

AND STILL GET £4.10s.3d CHANGE!

 

[Frankie100]

Of course there were 150 of us living in shoe box in the middle of the road, every morning we had to get up and lick road clean with tongue....

[BlueGate Alan]

Whats that got to do with Scottish fivers Frankie?

[Frankie100]

You have never heard Monty Python's 4 Yorkshiremen sketch about how better things were in the old days

[BlueGate Alan]

Yes but what's Yorkshire got to do with Scotland

 

Or are you trying to confuse me in readiness for Friday!

[Frankie100]

Yorkshire is just as bad as Scotland......ploy is really to annoy anyone outside Kent

[AncientBlue]

We went to Yorkshire once, it was closed.

Pulled up at a pub with a sign outside saying

ALL DAY BREAKFAST, the missus went in to enquire and was told they closed at 2.

NOT GOING THERE AGAIN!

[Tony_T]

Originally Posted By: Frankie100

Of course there were 150 of us living in shoe box in the middle of the road, every morning we had to get up and lick road clean with tongue....

Only 150 of you???? You didn't know you were born...

[ooh!!bodyform]

DAD!!!!!!!!!!! is that you?