Club Shops

[3praise]

seeing as you know all their names i would assume you are more then a fan, and actually have your own mystery machine!

[Rhodes]

Well I think mystery or rather mystique is the operative word here where Kentish Town are concerned, everyone is fascinated by us and the way we continue to play 'total football', Holland style, whilst keeping our heads above water despite certain people trying to knock us down and, dare I say it, even attempting to put us out of business by pulling the plug on groundshare agreements a few days before SSML registerring deadlines for the following campaign.

[3praise]

Rhodes, has the "great one" not got any powerful investors that could build KTFC a new home? you cant be short of a few bob yourself rhodes could you not stump up the cash for a few deck chairs strategically placed around a pitch at Wansted flats creating a stadium effect? i hear the Argos sale is on now.

[Rhodes]

Originally Posted By: 3praise

i hear the Argos sale is on now.

Well you would know all about that wouldn't you preferring to go Christmas shopping to watching your beloved Haringey Borough in action on a Saturday afternoon. Can I ask if you have a wife or girlfriend as that might indicate you are under the thumb at home, it may also give me a clue as to your identity, Andy Bates for example has a wife who drags him kicking and screaming to garden centres.

[3praise]

Rhodes i never thought it be possible but you are a worse inspector clueso then when steve martin tried his luck last year. yes Rhodes i do have a wife, and no i am not under the thumb as we have a very old fashioned relationship where she respects me enough not to come onto a forum and start slagging me off, BewareOfRodents Style!! would you know anything about that kind of relationship rhodes? i am here for a shoulder to cry on (may be slightly hunched) and could give you online marriage councilling to help you get over the troubled times then again i aint no Ged searson and cannot perform miracles like he does most weeks!!

[Rhodes]

Yes I had a feeling you were married, I'm sure it was your good lady who insisted that you go Christmas shopping with her rather than to Coles Park to watch your beloved Haringey Borough and I can see who wears the trousers in your household. It's true that I have a somewhat volatile relationship with my other half due to my commitment to Kentish Town as she knows she comes a close second to the likes of Lee Scott, Thomas Looney and Tom

'Beckenbaur' McMullen however it's surely better than being dragged kicking and screaming around Matalan and Argos on a Saturday afternoon.

[3praise]

Rhodes it seems i have to question your sexuality again and your maths skills, with your "wife" coming a close 2nd behind 3 blokes, would that not make her a close 4th? i wonder how she feels at being a close 4th behind your work with a club in a low division and no home ground to speak of, you must have a big wallet or a big package for her to stick around, i am guessing the first one!!

[Rhodes]

How can you question my sexuality when I have six children to my name, my wife knows the score and that the beautiful game comes first and she lives with it which is more than 99.9% of women do, perhaps it has something to do with 'my package' as you say which keeps her satisfied as well as the odd box of chocolates and bunch of flowers I bring home following Kentish Town victories, pretty regularly in other words.