Sub-standard Sh@t pitches in ESL Name them

[The_Monk]

Bowers and Pitsea! im [****!!****] off of games been called off for a little rain understand at the weekend but this is 3rd time Burnham have tried to play bowers and game called off due to pitch what does ur groundsman do? do u even have 1?

[smallsy]

not being funny but ryman games were still being called off tuesday. we didnt fancy it last night cos we had a few injuries so we watered it yesterday afternoon.

[The_Monk]

yeah that was tues, was reasonable dry yesterday, poor effort!

[blanchflower]

it pi55ed down all morning

[smallsy]

was you in the country yesterday monk, it p1ssed down all morning and all the night before!

[Kaiser Jnr]

No I think he was plotting a special secret mission where he is trying to sniper down the whole Russian Mafia...

 

Hi Monk *waves*

 

[The_Monk]

yeah true, you guys must get fuccked of with it tho!

 

[smallsy]

mate tell me about it. i have even been over there my self this season trying to get it up to scratch.

 

we have had so many games called off and when we do get a game on its a mud bath and a lottery!

[onebreast]

smallsy the groundsman !! keep trying to find yourself a role somewhere dont you !!

[Beeswax]

Originally Posted By: smallsy

when we do get a game on its a mud bath

and no showers allegedly

who is Bert?

Beeser

[smallsy]

in your words beeser not mine... "the grumpy old b@stard on the gate"

 

trenks if you had as many games called off as we have youd do anything to try and get the game on

[Beeswax]

Originally Posted By: smallsy

in your words beeser not mine... "the grumpy old b@stard on the gate"

Oh him!

actually I said that miserable old git on the gate!

Beeser

[smallsy]

my mistake beeser.

 

who have your lot got on saturday mate?

[Beeswax]

as I understand it, its a free saturday and if any games are played, the Barking game will be top of my list as I haven't visited that theatre of dreams.

[smallsy]

oh right thats who we are playing!

[Beeswax]

The forecast is for gales and driving rain for Friday and Saturday so I am unsure if the games will happen. What is the Barking pitch like for drainage etc., ? What's the postponement history?

 

BTW the board keeps locking up so the replies are not very speedy!!

[smallsy]

i know their last home game was called off but think its been ok up until then. providing they pay their insurance etc! i have posted the question on their forum so will wait for updates.

 

can you believe you did not make the quarter finals with clapton and beaumont in your group!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

[Beeswax]

Clapton played out of their skins in the ESLC and when the Bees played Beaumont at their place, they fielded a side who won 4-0 but haven't been seen again in the league, allegedly.

 

[smallsy]

hmmmm

 

lifes a bitch. we only scraped through ours with london apsa (who also played out of their skin) and stansted.

[and1inthetree]

they don't sell any beer at apsa...