Oi Kasey...You dirty Badger

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Always thought you were strange!!

 

Badger claims that he does not remember his biological parents, although he did think they were English-speaking (as opposed to Welsh-speaking). He never learned Welsh, and said that Welsh words sounded completely foreign to him [1], nor did Badger remember the shipwreck.

 

Badger remembered living in a large dugout that he believed he dug out of the earth, next to the badger holes. He said [1]:

 

Papa Hughes [badger’s adoptive father] told me that, when they found me, I was living in a sort of dugout made of mud next to a bunch of Badger holes. I remember this hole, ‘cause I slept in it and the badgers slept in their little holes. It was under the roots of a big tree, and I guess I sort of dug the dirt from around the roots and then packed it back in above. Sometimes at night some of other badgers would sleep in my dugout hole, but usually they slept by themselves, and it was only me.

 

Badger talked about what he ate during his six years with the badgers:

 

I ate mostly varmints, you know, mice, squirrels, rats, little birds, hedgehogs, prairie dogs, I think. Did they have prairie dogs in Wales, cause I didn’t know them names of ‘em at the time. I just ate ‘em.

 

My family liked to eat birds, but had a tough time getting to them. But I was able to climb trees pretty well and shake their nests down. Then my family below would rummage through it for live birds and eggs. The farmers, they were growing crops, so sometimes I’d steal some of their crops and bring it back to the dugout.

 

The Welsh winters could be cold. Badger said he kept warm by stealing blankets and clothes from the neighbouring farms.

 

When asked if he could remember any of the badgers specifically, he said:

 

There was a mamma badger and papa badger who sort of raised me. They had a two badger children, cubs, and I guess you’d say them’re my siblings. They used to come in my dugout and I used to play with ‘em.

 

In 1846, before emigrating to the U.S., Badger went back and found the remnants of his dugout, although by that time there were no badgers living there.

 

Badger talked about why he took the surname Badger.

 

I went down to register and get my papers, and they asked me my surname. Nobody’d ever really asked me that before. And I’d met a lad once from England with the surname Badger, so I thought, I’ll just tell ‘em my surname’s Badger, ‘cause they’re my original family.

 

Badger talked about how being raised by the badgers shaped his identity:

 

You know, them badgers were my family. And I managed to survive ok with them. But I knew, even then, that I just wasn’t one of them. And I could see the farmers in the distance sometimes when I was out foragin’ for food. And they looked like me. I was scared to death to try to make contact with them. I guess that’s why I hung around my badger family until I was nine. But I felt like, oh, I don’t know, like, if Pappa Hughes hadn’t found me I think I would’ve eventually gone up to somebody at some time. I knew I couldn’t live my entire life that way. Somehow, you know, unaware-like, I knew I didn’t belong there. But at the same time, I ain’t like other people either.

 

It’s something nobody else ain’t ever gonna understand, but I consider myself just as much badger as human.

[smallsy]

got bored after the first paragraph

[Beachboys]

What a pile of [****!!****] !

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hahahahahahaha..... W@nkers!!!

[Kaiser Jnr]

Originally Posted By: Bridge O30crew

Badger claims that he does not remember his biological parents, although he did think they were English-speaking (as opposed to Welsh-speaking). He never learned Welsh, and said that Welsh words sounded completely foreign to him [1], nor did Badger remember the shipwreck.

How very dare you... I am not Welsh... I am Mongolian...

Originally Posted By: Bridge O30crew

Badger remembered living in a large dugout that he believed he dug out of the earth, next to the badger holes.

Yeah... its called the Burnham Substitutes bench...

Originally Posted By: Bridge O30crew

My family liked to eat birds, but had a tough time getting to them. But I was able to climb trees pretty well and shake their nests down.

Problems with being a small kent!

Originally Posted By: Bridge O30crew

Badger talked about why he took the surname Badger.

I went down to register and get my papers, and they asked me my surname. Nobody’d ever really asked me that before. And I’d met a lad once from England with the surname Badger, so I thought, I’ll just tell ‘em my surname’s Badger, ‘cause they’re my original family.

Explains why I live in Burnham and am inbred!

So basically.... yeah you [****!!****] want some bridget you dirty sh*t eating, poo stabbing, animal molesting, prick cu*nt w@nker toss-pott two dollar trash bag cocccccccccccccckkkkkkkkk

[smallsy]

zzzzzzz

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Touched a nerver then Badger boy!!

 

Lick my ready salted nuts limp dick...