Some songs

[billy_b_bag]

I've just been daaan the bullseye in good ol basildon town, and we've come up wiv a few songs for saturday.

 

(To the tune of 'I Will Survive' by Gloria Gaynor)

At first I was afraid, I was petrified

 

Kept thinking chelmo were gonna beat my famous ricay side

 

But then I spent so many hours drinking lager in a pub

 

And then I new

 

The Blues were the greatest football club

 

Go on now go

 

Go Ricay go,

put the ball into the net and tell the clarets where to go

 

They couldn't beat us if they tried and played the game all night

 

That's 'cos clarets are dirty, rotten, smelly [****!!****] melbourne

S-H-I-T-E

 

 

[billy_b_bag]

He's only a poor little claret

His shirt is all tattered and torn

He started to sing, so I filled the twat in

And now he don't sing anymore.

[billy_b_bag]

Oh I could fly neath the wings, of the ricay as they sing

at three o'clock I'm happy as can be,

Cos the good times they are hear

and the canvey nowhere near

so listen up and hear the ricay sing

la la la la la,

 

Cheer up jeffery king

Oh what can it be

to a sad canvey bstard

and a [****!!****] football team

[billy_b_bag]

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

Ricay are heterosexual, chelmsford are [****!!****] gay

 

sorry peeps, i'm not a homophobe, but some of the lads were getting carryed and trollyed away

 

delete that 1 if you like

[Dillinger]

Quote:

But then I spent so many hours drinking lager in a pub

And then I new

The Blues were the greatest football club

Yes I can understand that you would have to be pissed to think that