9 things sumbody hates about life

[DiamondFleetGeza]

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I

>>know

>>where my watch is pal, where the [censored] is yours? Do I point at my

>>crotch when

>>I ask where the toilet is?

>>

>>2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire

>>room for

>>the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the

>>channel

>>manually.

>>

>>3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat

>>it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

>>

>>4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course

>>it is.

>>Why the [censored] would you keep looking after you've found it? Do

>>people do

>>this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

>>

>>5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".

>>No Losser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the

>>[censored] floor.

>>

>>6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really

>>give me a

>>choice there, did ya sunshine?

>>

>>7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's

>>new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an

>>improvement, then there must have been something before it.

>>

>>8. When people say "life is short". What the [censored]?? Life is the

>>longest damn

>>thing anyone ever [censored] does!! What can you do that's longer?

>>

>>9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the

>>bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here,

>>dumass?

 

[Badger]

Quote:

"Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".

You shouldn't have your cake and eat it, because you'll get all bits of cake on your knob.