Merry Christmas....

[coupwotcoup]

...to one and all from chez Coup and family... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/alk.gif" alt="" />

[Sharming Paula]

Blimey you get around Coupy.

Once again Merry Crimbo!!

[Rhodes]

Paula - So what did you get in your Christmas stocking in the end, you haven't said. What did your new man give you, present wise I mean.

[Sharming Paula]

Rhodes, thats a bit of a sore point.

What did ya think of my 'man' then. You met him Saturday. Like I said before nowt serious just a friend who keeps me happy (as and when required )

 

Going to treat myself in the sales to cheer myself up.

[Rhodes]

Paula - A very nice guy and a good laugh who likes a drink or six although I would also gladly keep you happy as and when required, what do you say!

[Sharming Paula]

How would you keep me happy then Rhodes?? You see me at my worse on Saturday - do you really think you could cope with me

 

Any rude answers should be by PM

 

[Rhodes]

Paula - If that was your worst on Saturday then I think I can probably cope (just), I don't know what I was expecting but I was very pleasantly surprised.

[Sharming Paula]

Suprised?? Why?? I'd told you what I was like - loud, pi$$head, blonde, stupid and tall lol

[cantos]

Paula you left out 'ballbreaker'.

[Rhodes]

Paula - Was Horace okay when you told him about the knee trembler we had behind the stand at Parkfield, I know he holds a candle for you.

[Sharming Paula]

Thats not all he holds for me Rhodes

 

Read my PM Rhodes

[Jonno]

Sid James and Barbara Windsor had nothing on you guys!!

[Sharming Paula]

I'm confused now hun.

Who are we talking about Me and who???

 

Was you the fella who gave Rhodes the lift??

[cantos]

I see Paula as more of a Hattie Jacques than Barbara Windsor.

[Jonno]

Hahaha. Hattie Jacques!! PMSL! And I can see Rhodes in Kenneth Williams mould too!

 

Anyway, no, I'm not the guy who gave Rhodes a lift.

 

 

 

[Sharming Paula]

Originally Posted By: cantos

I see Paula as more of a Hattie Jacques than Barbara Windsor.

Cheeky git I aint that fat lol.
Rhodes or Horace dont seem to mind (or my mate from Canvey) - Its just U coz your of restricted height!!!
Whens the next round of the dwarf throwing competion Cantos. I want to enter. Will you be my dwarf???

[cantos]

I see myself as a Kenneth Connor.

[Sharming Paula]

PMSL - who you trying to kid???

[cantos]

He was short and stumpy.

[Sharming Paula]

He had the funny posh voice - bit like me