Surprise inclusion for the Woking game

[Little Miss Urchin]

I have signed a one match contract with SACFC and will be starting upfront for you on New Year's Day. When I run out of steam my sheep will replace me.

[YELLOW]

I thought the sheep had mysteriously been kidnapped?

[AFF]

I've heard that Weymouth are interested LMU.

[Rob_the_Saint]

Still, she should be quicker than Walshey, not too sure about the 'left peg' though.

 

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[YELLOW]

That jinx of her's worries me slightly although does it only apply at Clarence Park?

[Laz]

O dear!

[YELLOW]

Was that what you was saying on Monday morning then, fella?

[Laz]

I was fine on Monday morning.

[YELLOW]

Pleased to hear it.

[Laz]

Not quite 100% but relatively alive.

[YELLOW]

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Not bad after 57 days without a drink!!

[Laz]

Hmm! I can't remember long parts of Sunday.

 

I had a missed call from you when I finally had my phone returned to me.

[YELLOW]

I seem to remember telling LMU to confiscate your phone. I'm sure she will fill you in with any details that you can't remember.

 

I've still got a voicemail you left on my phone from you. It absolutely creases me up everytime I listen to it.

[Laz]

Helen took my phone fortunately. Otherwise I'd have been driving down to Essex to retrieve it the next day!

 

I am never drinking again.

[Electric ~soul~]

Haha, you back on it, Laz!

 

If there's any cash left on your Gold Card mate, book us both into the Priory in January!!

[YELLOW]

Quote:

Laz said:

I am never drinking again.

It's never going to happen mate. I've said this countless times and it never happens. All you can do is cut down a bit.

I expect you'll be drinking again for your birthday in January.

[Laz]

Quote:

Electric ~soul~ said:
Haha, you back on it, Laz!

If there's any cash left on your Gold Card mate, book us both into the Priory in January!!

It was a planned Xmas drink so there was no avoiding it. Otherwise, I'm off it.

As for the Priory, where do you think I'm posting from?

I heard Tuesday was somewhat liquid?

[Electric ~soul~]

Haha, who told you that?

[Laz]

I saw Tom last night.

[Electric ~soul~]

Bloody hell, was Tom in there!!? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> I've no recollection!!