Offical Chelmsford thread

[Umbrella Man]

Bunch of mongs <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

[GazzaBTFC]

According to The Soppy Box, the game on the 30th is our big game...

 

Funny, I can't recall who we are playing...Anyone care to remind me <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Localfan]

...Very nice people who you love to moan about and would miss if we weren't about!!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[jl]

Chelmsford is officially a town, not a city.

[Balmoral Claret]

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jl said:
Chelmsford is officially a town, not a city.

Oh no, not that old subject again! Blimey, your pre-occupation with the corporate status of Chelmsford is on a par with Localfan's pre-occupation with crowd sizes. Well, ALMOST, anyway!

[Ryan.c]

I was in Squatterland the other day and passed that church thingy in the Town centre. Do they really get away with calling that a Cathedral, it's pony!

[GazzaBTFC]

It's quite small...I was there a couple of months ago...ya know, incognito and I was shocked about how small it was...pushing the bounderies for a Town church let alone a cathedral...

[Balmoral Claret]

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GazzaBTFC said:
It's quite small...I was there a couple of months ago...ya know, incognito and I was shocked about how small it was...pushing the bounderies for a Town church let alone a cathedral...

As any man will tell you Gazza - size doesn't matter!

[extaffyjim]

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GazzaBTFC said:
According to The Soppy Box, the game on the 30th is our big game...

Which is a bit of a cheek. Their preoccupation with us is incredible. On the few occasions i pop across to their forum theres a thread about Billericay in the top ten without fail.

And i bet theyll accuse us of celebrating like weve won the cup when we beat them on the 30th <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[GazzaBTFC]

Yep...That and attendances...

 

By the way, when the arrive on the 30th, we're all to line up and doff our caps, pull our fore locks as they walk through the turnstiles saying "thank ee sor" 'cos we have to be grateful for their attendance...

[Ian Blockhead]

Did you know that Chelmo's cathederal is the second smallest in England? For those that are keen to know, only Derby has a smaller one!

 

Don't forget the Injury Time crissie special tonight. Doors 7:45 at New Lodge (of course).

[Ryan.c]

They're quoting you now Jim and another thread on attendances has just cropped up on the Sloppybox! Do you think we'll get a mention?

[GazzaBTFC]

Sloppy Box - lol!!!

 

Now if there was ever a name that was apt...

 

Is Derby a City tho?

[Balmoral Claret]

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Ryan.c said:
They're quoting you now Jim and another thread on attendances has just cropped up on the Sloppybox! Do you think we'll get a mention?

No mention, but yours truly has posted a statistic in respect of a team who shall remain anonymous (to protect the innocent!)

[Ryan.c]

I think we get your drift though BC. The site you've linked to doesn't seem to be the most accurate. They've not listed FCUM, who I believe would have the second highest average.

[GazzaBTFC]

Who are FCUM?

 

I've had a few this lunchtime and am wondering what colour is the sky?

[Balmoral Claret]

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GazzaBTFC said:
Who are FCUM?

I've had a few this lunchtime and am wondering what colour is the sky?

I'll help you out Gazza (see what a nice chap I am). Think Ryan MAY be referring to AFC Manchester.

[GazzaBTFC]

Oooooooo....

 

The "other" supporters club. There used to be a page about them and Wombledon in the NLP...never read it...thought it was all hype.

 

So, what colour is the sky?

[Balmoral Claret]

"So, what colour is the sky?"

 

Any colour you want it to be Gazza. Up here in Jockland, it's approaching pitch black at the moment!

[GazzaBTFC]

Turquoise down here...

 

I think I should be worried...bugger, the curry is starting to repeat...