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[doggieman]

begging.. banstead??? r u sure... Haha

 

gaffer knows he is a big fan of mine..hahaha

 

I had already sorted everything was just a few minor details that needed to be sorted so thought I would wind gaffer up.. Im not being funny chaps but he sent me 5 Private messages asking for me to sign...

[Ex EL_Gaffer]

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doggieman said:
begging.. banstead??? r u sure... Haha

gaffer knows he is a big fan of mine..hahaha

I had already sorted everything was just a few minor details that needed to be sorted so thought I would wind gaffer up.. Im not being funny chaps but he sent me 5 Private messages asking for me to sign...

Ha ha, you wish!

[Ex EL_Gaffer]

Sounds like you are better off out of there mate

[Teflon]

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Krooner said:
GOing to an Xmas party today. 5th Turkey dinner so far.

Are you proud of me ?

I'm not surprised of you, but well done Porky, how many more? will you get to double figures in meals and three firgures round your waist as you can't be far off U fat Kent <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bounce.gif" alt="" />

Sorry to here about the problems Oners, these manager are all the same no idea about footie EH ! El Guffer !!!!!

[Oners_2_Fourers]

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doggieman said:
begging.. banstead??? r u sure... Haha

gaffer knows he is a big fan of mine..hahaha

I had already sorted everything was just a few minor details that needed to be sorted so thought I would wind gaffer up.. Im not being funny chaps but he sent me 5 Private messages asking for me to sign...

You got jokes!

[doggieman]

he dont bite easily does he? well he gets enough practise watching those jokers in yellow on a saturday to have a good bite up...hahah go on gaffs have a bite...it xmas

[Oners_2_Fourers]

gaffer has to much in he's locker to have a bite up!! cant buy that can ya!!

[doggieman]

nah not really I chat cr#p most of the time and it gets a laugh here or there......

 

Let me have a think though...

[Ex EL_Gaffer]

I love you guys!

 

I can talk and wind people up all day long so i know all the tricks in the book!

[doggieman]

talking of books I know a couple of your lads at banstead and they say you do your training sessions out of a book / manual... "today lads pass and move" chapeter one says let the ball do the work

[Ex EL_Gaffer]

Ha ha, i don't do any of the training sessions - i'm a manager, not a coach! Next!

[Oners_2_Fourers]

Gaffer your too good! bit like geoff chapple never seen out on the training ground!

[doggieman]

same shape as Geoff chapple aint he? they could be twins..

[Ex EL_Gaffer]

Well i'm on the training ground watching mate, very important to see players attitudes during training. I could have all the coaching badges in the world but would be a useless coach, i admit that. My mate is a Uefa B coach and is a rubbish manager.

 

Anyway, i dunno what dog is on about, as if anyone from my team would be mates with some chav from Egham....

[doggieman]

hahha I aint egham anymore...

[Krooner]

No Chertsey chavs now.

 

Oners. You are going to end up with more clubs than goals this season. Settle down fella.

[Oners_2_Fourers]

Im trying to Kroon Dog trust me i am but some of the stuff that has gone on an Hanwell is to much to handle and the fact that certain players have accepted defeat is to much for me!

[Ex EL_Gaffer]

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Krooner said:
No Chertsey chavs now.

Oners. You are going to end up with more clubs than goals this season. Settle down fella.

2/1 on he'll be playing against us at the wknd!!

[Krooner]

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El_Gaffer said:

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Krooner said:
No Chertsey chavs now.

Oners. You are going to end up with more clubs than goals this season. Settle down fella.

2/1 on he'll be playing against us at the wknd!!

I'll take you up on that. How much are you laying ?

[Oners_2_Fourers]

I wont be playing this weekend so save your money!