The new FAO Rhodes post

[AWK]

All the stats you want, just updated it and loaded it up.

 

For the missing attendances in Prem/Div 1 I have used that sides average home attendance (or else it records as 0) Division 2 I haven't kept as up to date as their was so many missing early on I gave up with it (and The 61 FC were as bad as anyone else on that).

 

Lets us now if it all works as its quite complicated to put online, but it seems to be working fine on my computer:

 

Linkety Link:

 

http://www.the61fc.co.uk/rhodes.html

 

If you can't work it all out then let us know, but its fairly self explanatory.

[HTFCew]

Wow - that IS impressive. It works for me on IE, but not with Firefox.

[Horace]

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Wow - that IS impressive. It works for me on IE, but not with Firefox.

That answers the question I was going to ask! BTW Rhodes doen't seem to have been on tonight after a couple of weeks of constant presence - do you think he got abducted whilst knocking on doors, Jehovah's Witness style, in Camden on his way home?

[HTFCew]

Maybe someone invited him in. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

[Sharming Paula]

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HTFCew said:
Wow - that IS impressive. It works for me on IE, but not with Firefox.

That answers the question I was going to ask! BTW Rhodes doen't seem to have been on tonight after a couple of weeks of constant presence - do you think he got abducted whilst knocking on doors, Jehovah's Witness style, in Camden on his way home?

Should we send out a search party???
I mean after all you know how he gets when people are late signing in (Lato??).
I am seriously getting worried and upset now <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bawling.gif" alt="" />

[Football Man]

Maybe he's gone to Ruislip without checking whether they're playing first!

[Horace]

He's probably snuggled up in cardboard box down Mandela Street!

[Football Man]

Trying to get the occupant to play for their reserves, no doubt.

[AWK]

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Wow - that IS impressive. It works for me on IE, but not with Firefox.

I haven't got firefox so I don't know whats wrong with it <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

Hopefully Rhodes doesnt use Firefox then or it won't be much good to him!!

[NeutralFan]

My doorbell has just rang........

[Rhodes]

Very funny folks but I do have a life outside the Forum, it involves doing match reports, preparing programmes, chasing funding and doing Club paperwork not only for our SSML team but also our for our other teams in the Middlesex and Harrow Youth Leagues. Anyway I got back home late from banging on doors in Camden, I thought about stopping off at an internet cafe to log on but didn't bother.

[Sharming Paula]

So you life don't include the partner or the children then Rhodes??

[Rhodes]

Paula - Well yes it does actually, I fit them in when I can. Normally, if I'm home and not at a game, training or a meeting, we get to bed about 10.30 or 11.00 have nookie for a couple of hours or so and then I usually get up to do some Club paperwork or a match report whatever the case might be until about 04.30 when I go back to bed. If my partner wakes up or can't sleep then we might have nookie again, albeit a Boris Becker, and then I grab a couple of hours sleep till I get up to get the kids breakfast and ready for school before I go to work, I'm a new man in that respect!

[Sharming Paula]

So when do you fit the programmes in and all the other paperwork which you say you have so much of???

Its funny how I don't beleive your reply unless you have changed since our emailing frenzies.

 

Couple of hours aint much is it - does that include the foreplay??

[Rhodes]

No I agree but it's about all I can manage these days, there's normally some foreplay involved before we get to the bedroom, such as a shower, if we can get the kids to sleep early enough but it's a bit of a pain when one of them wakes up. As for the programmes and other paperwork I normally do it (the paperwork) during the night or at work depending on how much there is, we haven't been at home since 28 October but have two home games in a row now and I'm doing a 70 page programme on Saturday.

[NeutralFan]

Couple of hours ain't much... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

[Horace]

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and I'm doing a 70 page programme on Saturday.

Why?

[NeutralFan]

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or at work depending on how much there is

Glad to see our taxes are well spent!

[Rhodes]

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Horace said: Why?

I always go that extra mile as you know and to give Hoddesdon Town more to think about, do you want me to send you a copy, it's like an OK or Hello magazine.

[NeutralFan]

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Horace said: Why?

I always go that extra mile as you know and to give Hoddesdon Town more to think about, do you want me to send you a copy, it's like an OK or Hello magazine.

Full of fake tanned, arrogant, self infatuated pricks?