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Lol - You're a funny man and I take my hat off to you, as you know I wasn't drawn in despite the dolly mixture and jelly babies being on the table.


Of course you weren't.
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Potters Bar Town - I'm just a man of the World that's all and could see the writing on the wall, I just didn't want to be sucked in and spat out, another statistic if you like or, to be more precise, another notch on a bed post.

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Potters Bar Town - I'm just a man of the World that's all and could see the writing on the wall, I just didn't want to be sucked in and spat out, another statistic if you like or, to be more precise, another notch on a bed post.


Really? My understanding was that BewareofRHODEntS discovered some of the messages you had exchanged with Paula whilst she was pottering around the house one day and tipped her off as to how deceitful you were being.

Not sure Paula will appreciate the "notch on a bed post" comment either when she sees it.
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Paula probably won't appreciate it but its the sort of callous, insensitive and thoughtless comment we unfortuantely expect from rhodes these days.

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Really? My understanding was that BewareofRHODEntS discovered some of the messages you had exchanged with Paula whilst she was pottering around the house one day and tipped her off as to how deceitful you were being. Not sure Paula will appreciate the "notch on a bed post" comment either when she sees it.
Have I mentioned Paula, what makes you assume I was referring to her. No doubt I'll be in for the Alex Fergusson hairdryer treatment when she comes on but then that's nothing new. As for the BewareofRhodents thing it is a total myth, my other half trusts me implicitly and knows I wouldn't stray.
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Hi PBT <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />

Hi Horace <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />

Hi Cantos <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />

 

Hi all you other nice people on here.

What a time i've had this week.

Blimey absolutly cream crackered. Gonna have to slow down a bit ain't I.

I mean there was Tuesday, Friday and yesterday.

Yeah 3 matches in one week - bit too much. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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Potters Bar Town - I'm just a man of the World that's all and could see the writing on the wall, I just didn't want to be sucked in and spat out, another statistic if you like or, to be more precise, another notch on a bed post.


Well Rhodes if thats the case then you are a bigger [****!!****] [****!!****] than I first thought!!
Man of the world - yeah thats what your partner said in the email - she said 'he's done it before but he always comes back'.
Oh yes I also remember you saying you practically live a single life (just like me and the ol man) bet you used to have a good [****!!****] [****!!****] over some of them PMs, bet the pages in your footie programmes are all stuck together now.
As for the notches on the bed post then yeah i've been around a bit (when I was younger mostly) but I have nowt to be ashamed of. Hands up i'm no angel but most of what you see on here is banter and innuendo (do you know what that means Rhodes?)
Theres still a couple of people on here whom I havent shagged or given a BJ to - you being one of them.
I can fit you in 3 weeks on Thursday if you like <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
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Bit tamer than I was expecting! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Hi Paula <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wavey.gif" alt="" />


Whats the point PBT - we've all found out it falls on deaf ears!!
Just wondering now whether I should book him in the diary?? Might get a better offer and it would be a waste if I had no one to entertain that night. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />
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More of a breeze than a hurricane.

Hi Paula,am i worth a notch or half a notch.


Hi Cantos <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/cuddle.gif" alt="" />
It was 2 notches for you - you performed so well! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/hump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/hump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/icon29.gif" alt="" />
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Paula said: bet you used to have a good [****] over some of them PMs, bet the pages in your footie programmes are all stuck together now.
No, I haven't done that since I was about 17, haven't needed to, I certainly wouldn't want to ruin the Kentish Town programmes that I painstakingly put together before every home game despite all the colour photographs in there of our young stars in the making and the Great Clement Temile, I suppose I could always imagine that they were Sam Fox and Linda Lusardi if I wanted to.
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Paula said: bet you used to have a good [****] over some of them PMs, bet the pages in your footie programmes are all stuck together now.
No, I haven't done that since I was about 17, haven't needed to, I certainly wouldn't want to ruin the Kentish Town programmes that I painstakingly put together before every home game despite all the colour photographs in there of our young stars in the making and the Great Clement Temile, I suppose I could always imagine that they were Sam Fox and Linda Lusardi if I wanted to.


Thats a strange statement Rhodes. do you 'swing' both ways then??
Imagination is OK but you cant beat the real thing <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
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