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Spidermanor Newbie

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Where is everyone???
Not a lot happening at the mo (on here or at work).

I need cheering up - any ideas??? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />


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A class of primary children started a class project to make a plant pot to take home. The teacher wanted to have a plant in it that was easy to take care of, so it was decided to use cactus plants. The children were given greenware pottery in the style of a clown plant pot. They painted them with glaze and had them professionally fired at a class outing so they could see the process.
It was great fun. They planted the cactus seeds in the finished planters and they grew nicely. Unfortunately, however, they were not allowed to take them home. The cactus plants were removed, replaced with a small ivy plant, and the children were then allowed to take them home. The teacher said cactus “seemed like a good idea at the time”...

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Hi Paula

A Christmas joke for you

 

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly gates.

 

"In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven."

 

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.

 

You may pass through the Pearly gates, said Saint Peter.

 

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."

 

Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.

 

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's knickers.

 

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just how do those symbolise Christmas?"

 

The man replied, "They're Carols."

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Krooner Newbie

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Keep em coming lads - like them!!
Kroons what you got for me then???
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Not in public Paula !
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NeutralFan said: Anyone got anything interesting to post.. stories of sexual deviancy or anything? It's Friday FFS!
On a non/slightly interesting note..

Paula - Don't throw your toys out of the pram but, just for your information, there was already a 'bored' thread on page 10 of the Forum.
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NeutralFan said: Anyone got anything interesting to post.. stories of sexual deviancy or anything? It's Friday FFS!
On a non/slightly interesting note..

Paula - Don't throw your toys out of the pram but, just for your information, there was already a 'bored' thread on page 10 of the Forum.


Please feck off
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NeutralFan said: Anyone got anything interesting to post.. stories of sexual deviancy or anything? It's Friday FFS!
On a non/slightly interesting note..

Paula - Don't throw your toys out of the pram but, just for your information, there was already a 'bored' thread on page 10 of the Forum.


Shut up you sad little man.

Back to the thread....
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NeutralFan said: Anyone got anything interesting to post.. stories of sexual deviancy or anything? It's Friday FFS!
On a non/slightly interesting note..

Paula - Don't throw your toys out of the pram but, just for your information, there was already a 'bored' thread on page 10 of the Forum.


Rhodes you have used the word Paula and the sentance 'don't throw your toys out of the pram' on other threads.Is there any need to re-use this sentance and name again.
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cantos said:[/b) I met the legend that is Potters Bar Town,who was introduced to me by your good self.
Cantos - Thanks for this but when were you introduced, ie before the game, during the game, at half time, or more importantly after the game. Was Potters Bar Town in the bar with Paula after the game having a drink, that's what I'm trying to get to the bottom of.
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cantos said: Was Potters Bar Town in the bar with Paula after the game having a drink, that's what I'm trying to get to the bottom of.


Why?
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Krooner Newbie

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Sorry I am with Rhodes. I want a detailed breakdown in 15 minute periods starting from 6.30 pm and going through to midnight. I will nt be satified until I have all the information. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

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