PAUL ABBOTTS WINNING GOAL

[Cookie]

Was right behind the goal & the flight of the ball just to the right in that little stand. No I missed the piss take! Again,I must have been concentrating on our teams efforts at the time.

[Bitch]

But, Cookie your teams effort culminated in him doing the pee take save! When that lob went in there were cries around me of 'That'll teach him to take the pee', followed by - What a cracking goal........ <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

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[Cookie]

Oh yes,I do vaguely remember something like that now.

I even think I might have said something too at the time.I was giving updates on the phone also at the time & memories not as good as it used to be.

[Bitch]

You are as bad as me! I was giving text updates so missed the launch of your wonder goal! I can only go by the reaction around me, but i did see it float into the net...

[abdullah]

Quote:

choirboy said:
i missed it, i hope it was a cracker, will it be goal of the season???

Nah, my fine singing friend, we are apparently saving the real crackers for that festival of yours, Christmas! Apparently Deadwood are providing the turkeys!

Abdullah having a grouse!

[Cookie]

Quote:

Bitch said:
You are as bad as me! I was giving text updates so missed the launch of your wonder goal! I can only go by the reaction around me, but i did see it float into the net...

Now come on Bitch,I didnt say that at all. I saw the goal without needing any reaction around me but I couldnt remember the piss take before that,only vaguely.Get it right now!

[Bitch]

Sorry Cookie <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> But, i am a woman and will bend the truth to suit me <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Frankie100]

Don't we know that

 

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[Bitch]

We had the best teachers Frankie.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Frankie100]

Aaaagggghhhh she must be my ex wife!!!!!!!!!

 

Boys save me...................

[Bitch]

Did she say....Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him . <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

 

 

 

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[Frankie100]

I would say I'm strangely attracted to this woman but I dont want to make June or the other Margate FC ladies jealous of her

 

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[Cookie]

What what about us blokes. WE are jealous of her too. Love you!! xxxx (Please, please, I'm just kiddin with that one)

[BlueGate Alan]

Will have to ask Wellsie to play "LOVE IS IN THE AIR" I think for you two lads, or maybe "HEAVEN IS MISSING AN ANGEL"

[Cookie]

The emphasis was on the following:(Please,please,I'm just kiddin with that one).

[BlueGate Alan]

Ok if you say so Cookie <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Frankie100]

It does get lonely walking up and down a train, especially first thing in the morning when everyone else is asleep on it

 

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[BlueGate Alan]

Nice one Frankie, my sympathies I couldn't do that every day!

[Bitch]

Don't panic Cookie! All us ladies know why only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be hell.<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

 

For today Cookie (from the 70's) I Can't Stand The Rain <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Cookie]

And thats come from a "weather girl" I presume?

"You are the sunshine of my life" Bitch, but dont tell Frankie I said that(damn I forgot he can see it cant he?) I'll be in trouble again now. Another bashing coming up!