It didn't take Long

[Bate'o]

What was Matthew Kelly doing in C&A?

He heard boys pants were half off!

 

How do you save Matthew Kelly from drowning?

Throw him a boy.

 

What is the difference between Matthew Kelly and whiskey?

Nothing, they both come in small tots.

 

What is the difference between Matthew Kelly and a greyhound?

Greyhounds wait for the hares.

 

What's the difference between Matthew Kelly and acne?

Acne waits till you're 13 before it comes on your face.

 

I hear Matthew Kelly is going to be the next Dr Who...

... apparently he will have two assistants, K9 and Stacey, eleven.

 

Why wouldnt they let Matthew Kelly manage the England squad?

Because he wanted to put Seaman in the under 16's.

 

Did you hear about Matthew Kelly's holiday?

He went to Tampa with the children.

 

[Richard C]

bateo. They are actually quite sick!!!!!!! lol

[Bate'o]

thanks!!!