Del Boys at the MOD

[Burnham Lad]

So some Del boy in MOD Procurement fancied himself doing a good deal, buying some cheap dodgy bullets to send to the Troops in Afghanistan. Some of them could have been killed by the Taliban when their guns jammed.

 

What do you think would be appropriate for these donkeys at the MOD, with their index linked pensions and comfy jobs? How about equipping 'em with some brown underpants and a tin hat and send them out to demo on the front line how good the ammo is, deep in Helmand province, or is that too good for them?

 

And why do you know a big lie is coming when it says "An MOD Spokesman said......" Clearly there are lies, damn lies and MOD Statements!